1、英語笑話帶翻譯短一些的篇一：超簡短的5 個英文笑話超簡短的5 個英文笑話1.Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老師： 誰能回到我下一個問題， 誰就可以回家了。One boy throws his bag out the window.一個小男孩把書包扔到窗外。Teacher: who just threw that?!老師：誰剛剛把書包扔出去了?Boy: Me! I gmoing home now.男孩：我!我現(xiàn)在要回家了。2.What dog can jump higher than a building?什么狗比

2、大樓跳的還高?Anydog, buildings can't jump!任何一只狗，大樓又跳不起來。3.What has a head, a tail, and no body?什么有頭、有尾，但是沒有身體?A coin!硬幣。4.What has one eye but cannot see?什么有一只眼睛，卻看不見?A needle.針。5.Wife: "How would you describe me?"妻子：你會怎么形容我呢?Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.Wife: "What d

3、oes that mean?"妻子：那是什么意思?Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." 丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可愛的、令人愉悅的、優(yōu)雅的、時髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"妻子：哇，謝謝，但是“IJ塌什么意思呢？Husband: "I'm just kidding!"丈夫：開個玩笑！篇二：短篇英語笑話1

4、0則帶翻譯短篇英語笑話10則帶翻譯Goldfi sh金魚Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold （蒙眼睛）them!=丹： 我贏了 92條金魚。弗雷德：你想在哪兒養(yǎng)它們？斯丹：浴室。弗雷德：但是你想洗澡時怎么辦？斯丹：蒙住它們的眼睛！The Revenge 欺騙的代價Old Farmer Johnson was dying

5、. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheat

6、ed me in a horse deal!"=農(nóng)約 翰遜就要死了。他的家人都站在床邊。他聲音低沉地對妻子說：我死后，我想你嫁給農(nóng)夫瓊斯。”妻子說：不，在你死后，我不能嫁給任何人。”約翰遜：但我希望你這么做。”妻 子：為什么？ ”約翰遜：因為瓊斯曾在一筆販馬的交易中欺騙了我。 ” I think that I'm a chicken 我想我是一只雞Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going

7、on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg!=神病 醫(yī)師：你哪里不舒服？病人：我認(rèn)為我是一只雞。精神病醫(yī)師：這種情況從什么時候開始的？病人：從我還是一只蛋的時候開始。How do I get the gum out 我怎么把口香糖取出來Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed up to h

8、er and said, "I'm meeting my wife right away. How do I get the gum out from my ears?"當(dāng)空中小姐給乘客們發(fā)口香糖的時候，她解釋說口香糖有助于他們防止耳鳴。飛機(jī)著陸后，一位乘客跑到這位空中小姐面前，說道：“ 我馬上就要見到我妻子了。我怎么才能把口香糖從耳朵里面取出來呢？” Where Am I 我在哪兒An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working i

9、n the field nearby, so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer, "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" "Yes, " the farmer looked at him strangely and said, "you are in your car, sir."=一個英國人在鄉(xiāng)下開車時迷了路，他看見一個農(nóng)民正在附近的地里干活。于是他就把車開過去問那位農(nóng)民：“勞駕， 您能告訴我我現(xiàn)在這是在哪兒嗎？” 可以。 “ ”農(nóng)

10、夫奇怪地看了看他，然后說道：“你現(xiàn)在在你的車子里，先生。” Why do you never phone me? 你為什么不給我打電話？Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mother, but then he got work in a town and went ant lived

11、 there. Its name was Greensea. It was quite a long way from his mother's village, and she was not happy about this, but Geoff said, "There isn't any good work for me in the country, Mother, and I can get a lot of money in Greensea and send you some every week." Mrs Harris was very

12、angry last Sunday. She got in a train and went to her son's house in Greensea. Then she said to him, "Geoff, why do you never phone me?" Geoff laughed. "But, Mother", he said, "you haven't got a phone." "No," she answered, "I haven't, but YOU&

13、#39;VE got one!"=我= 會告訴你這篇沒有中文翻譯嗎。 。 The Same Action Yields the Same Result 相同的投資相同的結(jié)果A couple of hunters chartered a small plane to fly them to a forest, and made an appointment with the pilot to come back and fetch them in about two weeks. At the end of the two weeks, they had shot a lot of a

14、nimals that they wanted to load onto the plane. But the pilot said, "This plane won't be able to take more than one wild buffalo. You'll have to leave the others behind." Then the hunters protested, saying, "But last year, another pilot with the same airplane let us take two b

15、uffalos and some other animals in the plane as well." So the new pilot thought about it. He was a little bit skeptical, but finally he said, "OK, since you did it last year, I guess this year we can do it again." Then he loaded the two buffalos and a few other animals in, and the plan

16、e took off. Five minutes later, it crashed in a neighboring area. The three men climbed out and looked around, and one hunter said to the other, "Where do you think we are now?" The second one surveyed the area and said, "I think we're about one mile to the left of the place we cr

17、ashed last year."=有 = 兩個獵人包機(jī)前往一座森林，到了以后，他們和飛行員約定好兩周后來接。兩周后，他們射了許多動物，而且打算把這些動物全部搬上那架小飛機(jī)，可是飛行員說：“這架飛機(jī)除了一頭野牛外，沒辦法再多載了。你們必須把其他的獵物都留下。獵人說：“但是去年另一個飛行員開一樣的飛機(jī)，就讓我們帶兩只水牛，還有一些其他的動物上機(jī)！” 因為他們這樣抗議，所以那個新飛行員想了一想后，盡管還是有點存疑，最后還是妥協(xié)說：“好吧！如果去年可以做到，今年應(yīng)該也可以。”所以他裝了兩頭水牛和一些其他的動物。結(jié)果飛機(jī)起飛五分鐘后，就墜落在鄰近的地方。這 3 個人從飛機(jī)爬出來看了看四周，其

18、中一個獵人對另一個說：“你認(rèn)為我們現(xiàn)在在哪兒？” 那個人瞧了一下，說：“我想大概距離去年墜機(jī)的地方西邊一英哩遠(yuǎn)！” Chief is at the wedding 長官在婚禮上A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street."But officer," the man said, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer."I'm going to put you in jail un

19、til the chief gets back.""But ,officer, I.""I said to keep quiet! You are going to jail!"A few hours later, the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "You are lucky because the chief is at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.&

20、quot;"Are you sure?" answered the man in the cell. "I'm the groom."=大= 街上的一個超速駕駛者被警察攔住了。“但是警官”這個人說道，“我可以解釋的”。 “保持安靜 ”，警察突然說道。“我將把你送往監(jiān)獄，直到長官回來。“但是，警察，我， ， ”。 “我說過了保持安靜，你要到監(jiān)獄了。”幾小時后，警察向監(jiān)獄里看了看說道“算你運氣好，因為我們的長官正在他女兒的婚禮上。他將帶著一個愉快的心情回來的。” 你確定 “ ”在牢房里的這個人說道。“我就是新郎呀”。 Who Is the Lazie

21、st 誰最懶Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question.Who is the laziest person in your class?Tom: I don't know, father.Father: Oh, yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people

22、work?Tom: Our teacher, father.=父=親：哎，湯姆，今天我跟你們老師談過，現(xiàn)在我想問你個問題。你們班上誰最懶？湯姆：我不知道，爸爸。父親：啊，不對，你知道！想想看，當(dāng)別的孩子們都在做作業(yè)、寫字時，誰在課堂上坐著，只是看人家做功課？湯姆：我們老師，爸爸。 Two Birds 兩只鳥Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?Student: I cannot point out but I know the

23、 answer.Teacher: Please tell us.Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.= 師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎？學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。老師：請說說看。學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。篇三：經(jīng)典英語小笑話帶翻譯1、Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating thei

24、r 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She hadthe tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband's turn. He pause