1、甲：Hello,everyone,haveyoueverseenthemovieAvatar？Yeah,youareright,Imthedirector-CameronDiaz,applaud,thankyouRecently,IwilldirectanewmoviecalledAvatar2,today,therewillbeaauditionandIwillselectthreeactresseswhocangetthechancetoperforminthisfilmwithfamousactress-AnneHathaway,OK,letsbegin.Atfirst,talentsh

2、ow,numberone,letswelcome.乙：（風情萬種,妖嬈嫵媚地走進來,給觀眾一個飛吻）：oh,honey,dear,sweet,darlingdirector,themostbeautifulcharming,sexygirliscoming,everybodyknowsme,right?Yeah,ImNicoleKidman,openyoureyesasbigasyoucanandholdyourbreath,therewillbeaunique,fantasticdanceshowforyou,Ibelievethatallofyouwillbecrazyaboutit,（打

3、個響指）comesomemusic.（搞笑舞，自由發揮）.（跳完，鞠躬，向觀眾謝幕），thankyou,（面向導演），honey,isitawonderfulperformance?甲：（作目瞪口呆狀）,乙：（在甲眼前晃手），oh,darling,areyouOk?甲：eh.mygod,haveyouusesomestimulantdrugsthismorning,youmakemynervesnervous.Getout,nextone.乙:ohno.sweet,youbreakmyheart.（掩面離去）丙:ohitseemstobeserious.Godblessme（畫個十字架，鎮定地

4、走到甲面前,伸出手）,nicetomeetyou,director.甲:（與之握手）,nicetomeetyoutoo,so,introduceyourselfplease.丙：ImCelineDion,youknow,Idonthavetoomanyachievements,IjustwonfiveGrammyawards,12WorldMusicAwards,7AmericanMusicAwards,21JunoAwardsand（做沉思狀）oh,Iforgetit,aOscarAward,（同學鼓掌，乙作安撫狀），oh,calmdown,calmdown,itsjustapieceofc

5、akeforme,youknow,I甲:ok,stop,timeislimited,justbegin丙：OKIllusemyfirstsignaturesongtoconqueryou-myheartwillgoon,justenjoyit.near,far,whereveryouareibelievethattheheartdoesgoononcemore,youopenedthedoor（甲stopstop,丙不理，繼續作深情狀）andyourehereinmyheart,andmyheartwillgoonandon.甲:guard,guard,help,dragthismadwoma

6、nout.Oh,Imdying,hopethenextonewillgivemeasurprise丁：（對著乙的背影，沉思狀）tobe,ornottobe,itsaquestion!（走到甲面前牽起她的手做親吻狀），Imgladtoseeyou,mydearprincess.甲（做嬌羞狀）：oh,itsreallyabigsurprises。whatsyourname?丁:Myname?Oh,waitaminute.DoyouknowTrishRegan?（甲,白癡的搖頭），eh.,itsok,thenhowaboutRobinMeade?（搖頭），andMelissaTheuriau?（搖頭

7、），（丁，情緒激動），youknownothing,howcanyousitinhere.甲（指門,氣憤狀），youyouyou丁:okok,itdoesntmatter,youneedntlearnaboutthem,butyoumustknowme,themostfamoushostesswhowillcatchupwiththosepersonandbecomethegreatestpoet-oprah!甲：Idontcarewhoyouare,justshowmeyourtalent.丁:ok,listen,onepoem,Ihavehadfoundmybestlove,butIdid

8、nttreasureher.WhenIlosther,Iregret.Itsthemostpainintheworld.IfGodcangivemeanotherchance,Iwillsaytherewordstoher“Iloveyou”!甲（起雞皮疙瘩狀）：oh,Icantstand,showyouthedoor,丁（轉身離開，繼續臺詞）：Ifthereisatimelimit,Ihope,itis（回頭,對甲）10thousandyears.甲:oh,itsreallyaterrible,awful,horribleday,whyitissuchdifficulttofindanexc

9、ellentactress.Oh,Imdying,youthree,comehere,三人跑進來，乙嫵媚狀:honey,youlikemydance,right?丙鎮靜狀:director,youlikemysinging,right?丁深情狀:princess,youlikemypoet,right?三人同聲:wearepast,right?甲：eh.Thankyouforyoureh.Wonderfulperformance,but,Imsorrytotellyou（接電話）What?Nobodycomeshereexcepttheythree,oh.god.（掛電話，低頭），youthree,（抬頭），pass!三人歡呼，說:wemakeit,wearesuperstar!乙（甜蜜狀）：thatsverysweetofyou,