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1、本文格式為word版,下載可任意編輯簡單的英語笑話 簡單搞笑的英語笑話閱讀 笑話作為一種城市化的民間口頭創(chuàng)作體裁,是一種重要的交際手段。笑話可能只是文字嬉戲,但有時它在人們解決生活中的困惑時起著重要作用。本文是簡潔搞笑的英語笑話,盼望對大家有關(guān)心! 簡潔搞笑的英語笑話:bowling tournament簡潔搞笑的英語笑話:buying flowers two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead saw her boyfrien
2、d buying flowers. redhead sighed and said, oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again. the blonde looked quizzically at her and said, you dont like getting flowers from your boyfriend? the redhead said, i love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and i just
3、 dont feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air. the blonde says, dont you have a vase? 簡潔搞笑的英語笑話:lawyer and blonde a lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from la to ny.the lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fu
4、n game. the blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a fewwinks. the lawyer persists and explains that the game is really easy and a lot of fun. he explains i ask you a question, and if you dont know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice-versa. ag
5、ain, she politely declines and tries to get some sleep. the lawyer, now somewhatagitated, says, okay, if you dont know the answer you pay me $5, and if i dont know the answer that youll ask me, i will pay you $500!. figuring that since she is a blonde that he will easily win the match. this catches
6、the blondes attention and, figuring that there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. the lawyer asks the first question. whats the distance from the earth to the moon? the blonde doesnt say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to t
7、he lawyer. now, its the blondes turn. she asks the lawyer: what goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four? the lawyer looks at her with a puzzled look. he takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references.he taps into the airphone with his modem and searches the net and th
8、e library of congress. frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his coworkers and friends he knows. all to no avail. afterover an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her $500. the blonde politely takes the $500 and turns away to get back to sleep. the lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, well, so what is the answer!? without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5,
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