1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯小學(xué)生短笑話大全爆笑 短一點(diǎn)的爆笑英文小笑話大全 笑話()是民族文化不行或缺的一部分。透過(guò)笑話我們可以看到一個(gè)民族的生存環(huán)境、生活方式、.關(guān)系和心理特征等等。本文是短一點(diǎn)的爆笑英文小笑話，盼望對(duì)大家有關(guān)心! 短一點(diǎn)的爆笑英文小笑話：it doesnt exist jimmy came home from school with an f on his geography test. his mother was reviewing his work, and noticed that he had gotten one particularly easy q

2、uestion wrong. jimmy, she asked, santa cruz is in california. no, it isnt. it doesnt exist. of course it exists. what makes you think its imaginary? thats what you told me, mommy, the boy replied. when did i tell you that? last christmas, when i wanted to know why i didnt get a horse. no, i told you

3、 that santa claus doesnt exist, not santa cruz. 短一點(diǎn)的爆笑英文小笑話：no temper tantrums on this plane as a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. no matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to c

4、alm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him. suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an air force general is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly,

5、soft-spoken general leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boys ear. instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mothers hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. all the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause. as the general slowly makes his way back to

6、 his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve. excuse me, general, she asks quietly, but could i ask you what magic words you used on that little boy? the old man smiles serenely and gently confides, i showed him my pilots wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they

7、 entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight i choose. 短一點(diǎn)的爆笑英文小笑話：mommys washcloth there was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. one day the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked, he asked his mother what was the hair in between her legs? she responded

8、, its my washcloth. weeks later after the mother had the baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again, but while she was in the hospital the doctor shaved her pubic hair, and the boy asked his mother: what happened to your washcloth? the mother responded, i lost it. the little boy trying to be

9、helpful set out to find his mothers washcloth. a few days later the little boy went running to his mother yelling and screaming, i found your washcloth, the mother thinking that the child was just playing went along with the boy and asked, where did you find it? the boy answered, the maid has it and

10、 she is washing daddys face with it. 短一點(diǎn)的爆笑英文小笑話：coffee maker a sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee in bed. he had made it all by himself and was so proud. he waited eagerly to hear herverdict on the quality of the coffee. the grandmother had truly

11、never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee. the first fewsips just about did her in, but she praised her grandson, told him it was wonderful, and drank it all anyway. as she forced down the last sip, she noticed three little green army guys in the bottom of the cup. she asked, honey, why would t

12、hree of your little army guys be in the bottom of my cup? her grandson replied, you know, grandma, its like on tv: the best part of waking up. is soldiers in your cup. 短一點(diǎn)的爆笑英文小笑話：you are ugly finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, ms. smith, the sunday school teacher, smiling sweetly said, bobby, when i was a child i was told if that i made ugly an face, it would freeze and i would stay like that