NARRATAGE: Once upon the time, there was a woodcutter living on chopping wood. He worked before sunrise and went home after sunset. One day, when he was on the way home along a river, his iron axe fell into the river by coincidence.WOODCUTTER: Oh my god! My axe! My lovely darling! How can I live without you! Dont leave me alone!N:At this moment,a strange man rose from the river suddenly.RIVER GOD:Who dare to disturb my sleep? You are so noisy!W: Im sorry. I didnt mean to awake you. I just cant help bursting into tears. My lovely axe fell into the river just now. I cant live without her. By the way ,how could you sleep under a river? And who are you?RG: Of course i sleep under river. Im the river god.W: river god? Does this kind of thing really exist?RG: You silly human beings! Im surely the river god.N: river god took out 2 axes. One is sliver and the other is made of gold.RG: I got two axes. Which one is yours?W: neither. Mine is iron.N: river god smiled with relief and fetched out the woodcutters iron axe.W: its her! My lovely darling! Thank u so much! Now i admit that youre specter(幽靈) completely!RG: im not a specter! Im river god! Im immortal!（神仙）W:well .if you say so .RG: since youre so honest, i think i should give you some reward.N: River god gave the woodcutter both the gold and sliver axes. Then he disappeared in a second. The woodcutter was so proud of himself then he told the marvellous story to his neighbour, who was a farmer and was look exactly like the river god. His neighbour watched his duck, then an bad idea suddenly occurred to him. Another day after, he picked his duck up,walked alone the river that the woodcutter told him and throw his duck into it on purpose, then he yelled.FARMER: oh my duckling! How could you discord me by this way! Come back with me. I cant imagine the life without you!N: you think the river god would show up again? No! Guess what? Nothing happened. And the greedy neighbours duckling swam away. He was so angry. He affirmed the woodcutter must be cheating. So he told his descendants never to trust the woodcutters family. Time flies. Hundreds of years later, the two family still live next door. One day, the woodcutters grand grand grand grand grandson came to the river, where the woodcuttr met the river god, and threw a piece of bread into it. This time our river god showed up. And he bought out a bag of croissant one hand and a bag of wafel the other hand.RG: hey, young man. Which one belongs to you?GGGGGS: Neither. Why?RG: because you lost your bread ,didnt you?GGGGGS: em.yes. But.RG: no but. Just keep the croissant and wafel. You deserve.N: river god disappeared rapidly, leave our young man full of questions. However, he threw his bread into the river again. Surprise! River god showed up again.RG: again? You must be kidding me ! I warn you now. This is the last time. If you try to provoke(激怒) me, it could be dangerous.GGGGGS: no im just.N: obviously, our river god was a little impatient. Poor young man. He just couldnt understand whats going on. But he was an obstinate person, he threw his bread again. Yon know, the river god turned up. This time he was really angry. So did farmers grand grand grand grand grandson.RG: it seems you dont plan to stop until i punish you.right? Fine,i will do your a favor.GGGGGS:what? I am the one who should get mad.i wanna go fishing, but you keep throwing my chum out.RG:oh. Im sorry about that. You see, i dont know that you are fishing. How about i giving you a gold fishing rod as compensate?GGGGGS:OMG. I cant believe it. The story my grand grand grand grand grandfather told finally turns out to be true. You are the specter, right?RG: what? Specter? You stupid human beings! How many times shall i tell you? Im the river god. Im immortal, ok?GGGGGS: well, if you say so.N: our young man was happy to find that his forefather was telling the truth. He went home in haste and told his neighbour, the grand*son of the farmer, and show him wish the gold fishing rod to prove. But the farmers descendant was still dubious. One day, when he was walking alone the river, his newly-brought iphone4 happened to fell into it. He was so upset and cried out very loud.FARMERS DESCENDANT: oh god! I just sold my kidney to buy it. How could i be this careless? What can i do now?N:dont worry. Our river god would help you. RG: whats going on? Can i help you?FD: i lost my iphone, can you help me to get it out of water?RG: sure. N:after a while, river god brought out an iphone4s and an iphone5.RG: i find two iphones, which one belongs to you?N:farmers descendant was almost to say five, but he reminded of the gold fishing rod and what his neighbour told him before. FD(think): what about he didnt cheat me? Let me have a try.FD:i wish they were mine. But no.N:river god then took out his iphone4 and said.RG: well done, young man. You are honest. What reward do you want? I can give you anything you want. How about a gold ring?FD: why not give me the rest iphones ? 4s and 5RG:you want these? Are you sure?FD:yes. Ive never been so sure.RG: well,OK. You can have them.FD:youre so kind o