1、Renee feared Ben was cheating. And with Detective Vance closingin,SusanRenee feared Ben was cheating. And with Detective Vance closingin,Susanwantedtoflee.LynettewenttoTomforhelp. Carlos disappeared fromrehab. But before he could go public, and Bree decided to end it all.Bree Van de p had always wan

2、ted to live her life with elegance and grace. And t is also how she wanted to die. Her plan was to pour herself a glass of her favorite chardonnay, put on her most stylish nightgown and leave behind a note on em sed s ionary. Yes, Bree had everything she needed for an elegant death. Everything excep

3、t Bree: nk you, but I dont need turn down service. Come back he morning, and you might wanna bring a mop. This isnt a good time. Seriously, Im he middle of something.Renee:Whereishe?Themanyoure tryingtostealfromBree: IdontRenee: Do you think I wont hit you? I once slapped a waitress because she f ot

4、 my croutons! You are dead.Bree:Renee,please,youhavetoRenee: Ever since we met, youvebeenspoutingthoseSunday schoolphrases,makingfolksthinkyoure thisgrandlady.Igot your number now, and you are nothing But a middle-aged sk in a Nancy Reagan nightie. Why do you have a gun? I asked you a question. Why

5、is there a gun on the table?Bree:No,dontread Renee Perryhad no ideajust howclose herfriendhadcome to suicide,andBree Vande phadnoidea justhowclose she had come to being hit.Ke ng secrets is a lonely business. ts why we all search for someone to confide in, an ally who will understand, an advisorwe c

6、an trust, a friend who will never judge. Ofcourse, not everyone you l your secrets to.will be happy about it.Parker:Hey,mom.LookwhodidntgotoParis. Lynette: Iknow.Yourdadhadtocancelhistrip. Tom: Because some work meetings came up.Lynette:Niceforus,Tom: Hey, if you guys are done, why dont you go grab

7、your books? And Ill drop you o t school.Tom:Co-conspiratorstomurderdonotgetLynette: I know t this was the last thing you ever expected to have to deal with-雷尼擔(dān)心本有外遇，正當(dāng)萬(wàn)斯警探步步 近，最好帶上拖 來(lái)的不是時(shí)候，說(shuō)真的，我他在哪？你要從我這兒搶走的 。你覺(jué)得我不會(huì)打 ？有一次我扇了一個(gè)女目，你不過(guò)是個(gè)裹著高檔睡袍的中年 。你雷尼佩里不知道 朋友險(xiǎn)些 了，而布保守 讓人寂寞難耐，因此 都在尋求傾訴的對(duì)象，一名通情達(dá)理的同伴，一位 任

8、的參謀，一個(gè)從不 的朋友。當(dāng)然，不是所有得知你 的人都會(huì)欣然接受。我知道這是你最不希望會(huì)發(fā)生在自己身上Tom: Yeah, you could say t. How could you let yourself get involved his? Its Gaby and Carlos mess.Lynette:Iwas.hel aTom: Oh!Hel a friend, because when Idask you tobring my shirts to the cleaners, t was always this big hassle, but burying a body he w

9、oods-Lynette:Hey,wouldyouloweryourTom: Look, I do not know what i p ed to happen now. Andwhat,isChuckgonna justshowupandarrestyou?What? Lynette: He told Gaby t he was starting a formal investigation this morning, so. yes, they could arrest me.Tom: Damn it, Lynette! How could you let this happen?! Ou

10、t of the four, youre sup ed to be the smart one. Hey, are you guys ready? Yeah, Ill meet you at the car.Lynette:Ineedsomesupportrightnow,notaTom:Okay,youreright.Imsorry.Iwillfindawaytofixthis. TV News: Detective Charles Vance was killed last night in Fairview square, an apparent victim of a hit and

11、run. The case is currently under investigation. Anyone with information, please contact the FairviewGaby:Howcouldhe justcheckhimselfReceptionist: As I told you on the phone, as I rep d to your texts, and as Im ling you in, this is a rehab center, not a jail.Gaby: Yeah, well, its not much of a rehab

12、center if you let patients out ime for happy hour!Receptionist: Please lower your voice, youll wake the Gaby: Im sorry, but do you have any idea how worried I am? My husband has been gone all night. I dont know where he is or what hes been ng.Receptionist: Look, even if he did have a relapse, Im sur

13、e be back soon. Then well call you at home, so you go Gaby:CouldeastpretendtoReceptionist:NotwithwhatImGaby: Youre making a big mistake, nursie. Ive got a lot of drunk friends, and Im notmending this place!TV News: Again, our top story-FairviewChuck Vance is dead after a hit and run accidentsleft th

14、e community stunned. Detective Vance was crossing Lake Street approxima y 11:00 P.M. when he was run down by a dark sedan.o,sunshine.Howyoufeelinthis店，你 一番推辭，可要請(qǐng)你去樹(shù)林里埋個(gè)人里，你本該是最理智的那個(gè)。 準(zhǔn)備好現(xiàn)在播報(bào) ，查爾斯萬(wàn)斯警探昨晚在美景前正在 中， 知情者，請(qǐng)聯(lián)系美景鎮(zhèn)警經(jīng) 一整晚了，我不知道他去了哪里，他在即使他故態(tài)復(fù)萌，他也很快就會(huì)回來(lái)。 會(huì)往你家里打 ，所以你現(xiàn)在應(yīng)該回去。重播，頭條 ，美景鎮(zhèn)警探查克萬(wàn)斯在一場(chǎng)車輛肇事

15、逃逸意外中 ，此事已經(jīng)驚動(dòng)了晚上 11 點(diǎn)，他被一輛深色轎車撞倒。Bree:Groggy.andBree:Groggy.andRenee: Im afraid ts my fault. I slipped a few sedatives in your tea last night and sort of f ot to say When.Renee: I had to make sure youd sleep through the night. Didnt wanna find you sprawled out on the oriental with your wrists slashe

16、d. Spanish omelet?Bree: If you really want to protect the oriental.youll put t Renee: Fine.Let me knowwhat you do likefor breakfast, and I will make t for you tomorrow.Renee: And o the foreseeable future. Didnt you see my Louis Vuitton bags upstairs? Im moving in.Bree:No,no,no,no,no.Youdon vetodo Re

17、nee: After what you tried to do last night, I dont have a Bree: But Imfine.Last nightwas justa momentoftemporary insanity. he light of day, I feel absolu y. Did you take the la out of all my sneakers?Renee: Yeah,andIalsogotridofallyourknives,razors,pills, cleaning fluid, and your shower curtain.Bree

18、:HowcouldIkillmyselfwi showerRenee:Youcant.IjustthoughtitwasBree: Okay. See, this is why you cant stay here. You will drive me absoluy crazy.Renee: Mm. Id rather see you in a straitjacketn a coffin. ts very st, but I am fine now. Its a brand-new morning, and I am loving life.Renee: Nowtyouareofsound

19、mind,whydidyouwantto kill yourself?Bree:ItsRenee: Imsureitis,andImalsosureImnotgoinganywhere till I know exactly what made you bring a gun tot moBree: Renee, please, this is so unnesary. Whats wrong? Renee: I just got some bad news about your friend, Chuck Susan: CanyouhelpmewithmyMike:No!No,nobodys

20、herwithherSusan:Mike,youreedtobeMike:Soareyou.Where doyouthinkyoure Susan:Youknowwhere.NewYork.IwroteitallonthenoteI left on your nightstand.Mike: ButIBob:Lookinggood,字型，手腕滿是 地躺在草坪上。西班牙式以LV手提箱嗎？我搬進(jìn)來(lái)了。 但我沒(méi)事了，昨晚 一時(shí)糊涂。沐浴在日我 瘋的。但我以為Mike: I thought weMike: I thought we discussed this last night. You cant

21、just pick up and leave like this.Susan: You discussed it. I waited till you went to bed, and then I reconfirmed my plane reservation.Mike:Well,ifyouregoing,youregoingSusan:Canyouwaita Mike:Itfeelslikeyouve packedforaSusan: Three ks. Felix set up meetings with gallery owners, and then if all goes wel

22、l, we can discuss moving Mike:ImnotmovingSusan:WhyMike:MyplumbingbusinessisSusan: Well, think how mu ore exciting itll be. Youll be unclogging pipes he big city.Mike: Okay, just stop. This is not about youing an artist. Its about you running away from Chuck Vance.Susan: Okay.Youreright.Imamess.Onemo

23、re errogation by Chuck, and I will crack like an egg, and then Ill go to jail and take half the neighborhood with me. Im sorry. I cant risk it. You have to let me go.Susan: Hey. Whats going on? Oh, my god. Chucks dead? Lynette: It was some sort of hit and run.tsallweknow. Susan: So. whappens now?Gab

24、y: Nothing. Its all good. The onlytying us to Alejandros murder is gone.Lynette:Gaby,hewasBreesGaby: Yeah, and if shed dumped him when I told her, we ve gottenBree: If youre done, I think its timetweasktheobvious Bree:DidsomebodydothisonSusan: Oh,mygod.HewasGaby:No!No,no,no, no,no. ItwasanLynette:It

25、doesseemabit.Gaby: Well, maybe God decided to answer our prayers through one of his drunk-driving angels on earth. Who are we to question God? Look, okay, I admit we were in a lot of trouble there, but none of us are t cold-blooded, right?Lynette:CoulditbesomeonestryingtoprotectSusan: Oh,myGod.Lynet

26、te: Carlos couldnvedoneit.Hesstillinrehab,isnt 審訊一次，我就會(huì)露出破綻，然后去蹲 ，天使來(lái)回應(yīng) 的祈求。 誰(shuí)能質(zhì)疑上帝呢？好吧，我承認(rèn) 處在水身火熱之中，但Gaby: Of course he is! Oh, my God, you guys. We finally get a lucky break. Lets just go with it. We wanted Chuck gone, and now hes gone. Its just a coincidence.Bree:Gaby: Of course he is! Oh, my God

27、, you guys. We finally get a lucky break. Lets just go with it. We wanted Chuck gone, and now hes gone. Its just a coincidence.Bree:Gaby: Yes, Bree, coinciden happen, otherwise there wouldnt be a word for them.Lynette: So, I guess we should just put this behind us and. get back to normal.Gaby:Sounds

28、likea plan.Arewegood,Susan:Gaby:WeallagreethiswasjustanBree:IfyousayLynette: Tom? Tom, Ive got big news! You are not gonna be ve wha s happened to Bob?Bob: Whatdid youdo?Youburieda man hewoods? Tom: Shewasmerelyhel afriend.Dontf et t. Lynette: You told Bob?Tom: Ofcourse ItoldBob.If theyarrestyou, yo

29、uregonna need an attorney.Bob: Tom, I just found outteverybodyIinvitedtomylast barbecue is involvedurder, and this is water. Lynette: You shouldnve donet. We dont need a Tom: We have to prepare for the worst, Lynette. I am not gonna have the kids visit you behind bars next Mothers Day. Lynette: No,

30、no, listen to me. Chuck Vance died last night.Lynette:HitbyaBob:Oh,myGod!tyouguys,Tom: Are you serious? And Chuck was the onlyknew about the. So, Bob, I guess were not gonna need you after all, but if youwant,you can totally bill me for this hour. Bob: Count on it. Taking this scotch.Tom:SoitsLynett

31、e:IthinkMike: Okay, whats wrong? The one man who could have put us all in jail is gone. Were home free, but youre still sitting there, more depressed n ever. Id like to know why.Susan: IdontMike:Are you.tChuckgotSusan:Alittle.NotsoMike:Well,thenwhyareyougettingall當(dāng)然了，天哪， 幾個(gè)。 終于時(shí)來(lái)運(yùn)轉(zhuǎn)了，就順其自然吧。 希望擺脫掉查克，

32、現(xiàn)Susan: IdontSusan: IdontMike:WhydontSusan:WhyareyougettingMike:Becausewevebeenridingthisemotionalrollercoaster for months now, and Im ready to get off.Susan:Well,ImsorryifImnotallgigglesandsunshine, but I am walking around wipretty big secret.Mike:Sowhat? Everybodysgota Susan: Notasbigasmine.Ihelpe

33、dburya Mike: Andour mechanic doescrystal meth.Our b herbeats up homeless guys, and the librarians a nymphomaniac. The world is filled with ordinary people t do nasty things. So man up or dump the guilt. Lets get on with our lives.Susan: I know youre right. It makes no sense for me to be depressed, a

34、nd I know Alejandro was a bad guy.Mike: And he deserved to die. Susan: He did. He absoluydid. Mike: Why are you still so.Susan: I dont know, but Ill figure it out. I swear. Our librarians a nymphomaniac?Mike:ItSusan: CauseIalwaysgota Mike:LetsjustGaby: I just wanted to stop by and say how sorry I wa

35、s to hear about Officer Vance. Its so tragic. Any idea who could have done this?Detective:Whoare Gaby: Oh, Im Gabrielle Solis. I met Chuck through his girlfriend, Bree.Shes a friend of mine. Womans a class bitch. Who I rarely talk to cause of the bitch thing. So, were there any witnesses?Detective:

36、Everyone here knows what she did to Chuck-Led him on and then broke his heart like it was nothing. Cant be ve he wanted to marry her.Gaby: Yeah, I know. Marrying Bree would have been the worst thing to ever happen to him. Well, second worst. So any clues- anything at all?Detective:Notyet.ExcuseGaby:

37、 Well, you know what I think happened? Drunk teenagers hitting people with cars. Its a rite of passage with them, like spring break.If Iwereyouguys, Idbechecking the grills of every acne-covered kid within a 100- radius.Detective:ItwasntanGaby:ItDetective: There were no skid marks, no attempt to 順路過(guò)

38、來(lái)問(wèn)候一聲，對(duì)萬(wàn)斯 的遇里認(rèn)識(shí)的查克。她是 一位朋友，那女人可悲劇了，是第二慘才對(duì)。那 線索嗎？道假是會(huì)去查方圓百里內(nèi)的烤肉館里乳臭未干的小毛頭。 downorswerve.downorswerve.WhoeverdidthiswasgunningforGaby:Soanyone getthemakeofthecar orraceofthe Detective: No,butwere monitoringeverybodye. Dont worry. A cop was killed. Well find whoevers responsible, and when we do, they a

39、re gonna pay, big-time.Gaby:Okay.Illbesurelt Penny:Good.ImdrawingapictureofLincolnsLynette:tie,Idontthinkhewasshottsagun,andIthinkweredone Bree: Sorry for just dropby withoalling, espewith the way things have been betn us laBree:ItsthiswholeChuckLynette:Hey,Penny,wouldyoumindthrowingthoseclothes he

40、washing machine for me?Bree:Youdontthinkitwasanaccident,doLynette:No.WhocoulddosomethingBree: Id to be someho was trying to protect us. Lynette: Buttmeanstheywouldhavetoknowaboutwhat we did.Bree: Who else knows? I mean, othernthefourofusand Bree:AndItoldLynette:AndItoldBree: Okay, so Ben and Mike an

41、d Tom, buttsit,right?No one else has been told?Lynette:Noone.ExceptTomtoldBree: Were gonna need to write this down. Okay, the people who were there are in orange. The people who were told by people who were there are in blue, and the green arrows represent who told whom.Lynette: Wow. We may be good

42、at arts and crafts, but we suck at conspiracy. Whats the purple question mark?Bree: tswhoeverwrotethe Bree:Whoknows?Werenotsurewhytheletterwassentin the place.Lynette:Iknowwhatyoudid.Itmakesme sick.Imgoingto l? Sounds like a threat to me.Bree: Butwhykillsomeoneelse whohasthe samegoal? It doesnt make

43、 any sense.Lynette: None of it makes any sense. Imean, we know these people. None of them would commita cold-blooded murder.Bree:WhatifBree:WhatifsomeoneelseGaby:Hey.HowaretheKaren:JuanitademandedicecreamGaby:Whatdyou Karen: Shes bigger n me. What do you think I said? And dont give me t look. You sa

44、id youd be home by feeding Gaby: Sorry. Ive been all over town looking for my husband. Carlos went A.W.O.L. from rehab last night, and I have no idea where he is.Karen:Wantah Karen: He dragged his can upstairs about two hours ago, drunk as a Red Sox pitcher he bottom of the 9th.Gaby:Karen, Idontknow

45、how to nkKaren:Imonae.Letsuse ourGaby: Oh, nk God! I was so worried! Where were you last night? You can l me the truth. I wont judge. Ill be totally supportive. Wake up, you pathetic boozehound! Where wereyoulastCarlos:Oh,whereamInow?Ohh! ImGaby: No, no, no, no, no, no. Open your eyes. Focus. Okay,

46、after you checked yourself out of rehab, you got in the car. Where did you go?Carlos: I drove to a bar. I dr a lot of shots.And I dont remember much else.Gaby: Do you remember killing someone? Oh, look whos sober now.Carlos:WhatareyoutalkingGaby: Chuck Vance was killed last night by a hit and run Ca

47、rlos: Chucks dead? And you think I did it? You think I killed someone? Its not like poo chips, Gaby!Gaby:Youwere upset,andyouweredrinking.Hewashiton Lake Street.ts only a few blocks from the rehab center. Carlos: I dont remember.Gaby: You have to. Theare all over this thing.Theyre looking for witnes

48、ses. Theyre trying to find the car. Oh, wait. ts it. The car. All we have tos check the car. If you hithim,itllbeobvious.Honey,wheresyourCarlos: tsareallygoodBree:WhydidyouturnthelightRenee:Imcheckingup onyou.Howyou 大約2 小時(shí)以前，他Bree:Renee: Really? Cause last night you were suicidal, and that was befor

49、e you found out your boyfriend was dead. Bree:Renee: Really? Cause last night you were suicidal, and that was before you found out your boyfriend was dead. I would think youd be an emotional mess right about now.Bree: Its been an interesting couple of days, but Im holding my own.Renee:See,heresmypro

50、blem.IdontbelieveBree: Youdont have tobelieve me.All youhave to doisturn off the light as you leave the room.Renee: Bree, you need to talk about this. Repressing your feelings is not healthy.Bree:Andsincewhenare youa Renee: Uh, excuse me. I took intro to psych and once slept with my shrink. I think

51、Im qualified.Bree: Well,asimpressiveas thosecredentialsare, myfeelings are not your concern.Renee: They became my concern when I caught you about to swallow the business end of a Smith & Wesson. Now Im not leaving this room until you tell me why.Bree: I cant. Other people are involved- people that y

52、ou Renee: Well,Icankeepmy mouthshut. Oh,youcantrust me. Were friends, right?Bree:NotRenee:NotBree: Im not trying to be rude. Yes, I mean, we socialize. Youve been to my home. Ive been to yours. Were friendly, but that doesnt make us friends. You know what I mean. You andIdonttalkaboutimportantthings

53、.Weve never hadadeep conversation. Were not.Renee:Bree: And now Ive upset you, and that wasnt my intention. Renee: Dont worry about me. Im fine. And by the way, I dontthink youhave anyfriends. In fact, Idontthink youcare about anyone atall, because if you did, you never would have considered splatte

54、ring your brains against the wall of some cheap motel.Bree: Okay,thatsit.Wouldyouplease getoutof myhouse? Renee: No! Not until Im convinced you are no longer a dangertoyourself.Iwillnotallowanyonetokillthemselves, not on my watch. I will not go through that again.Tom:Thisisafuneral.YouhavegottostopL

55、ynette: Sorry. Im just so relieved. I really thought I was dead in the water there.Tom:Yeah,wewereveryLynette: Listen,ILynette: Listen,Icantthankyouenoughforeverythingyou have done for me.Tom:ItsnobigLynette:OneminuteyoureboardingaplanetoParis,thenthe next, you rush to my side.Tom: Well, you do know

56、 in spite of everything, you still mean the world to me.Lynette:IfIdidntbefore,Idonow.Hey,IknowitsnotParis, but you wanna come over later for movie night with the kids? Tom: Thatd be great. Ill bring a pizza so you dont have to Susan: I cant believe I forgot to bring tissue to a funeral. Lady: Oh, y

57、ou keep it. I dont really cry at funerals, not anymore. Well, when youre young, death always comes as such a shock, as if the universe is unfair. But when you get to my age, you realize that death is just the end of the story.The phone call comes. You shed a few tears, and then you get together and

58、celebrate the life that was.Susan: Thatsit. Thankyousomuch! Youwillneverknow how helpful youve been.Lady: Oh, Im so glad. Were you close with my nephew? Susan:Oh,no.Oh,buthedidinterrogatemeonce.Hedida lovely job.Susan: Hey, Gaby, you got a minute? Listen. What was Alejandros alias?Gaby:Seriously?Wer

59、etalkingaboutthisSusan: Chuck told me in my interrogation, but I cant Gaby:WhatdoyouneedthisSusan: Iwanna lightacandleforhim,andIthoughtIshould know all of his names.Gaby: You only light candles for people who you want to Susan:Thatsright,andhewasabadguy.Imgonnagoblow out that candle.Carlos: What th

60、e hell are we doing here? There are cops Gaby:Itsacopfuneral.Whatdyouexpect?Carlos:Iamtakinga hugeriskbybeingGaby:No,yourepayingyourrespects.Thatswhatinnocent people do.Carlos:IfImsoinnocent,thenwhyisthatcopstaringatGaby: Just stop acting so guilty. He takes one look at your face, and you say-Hi, of