1、三打白骨精ThreeTimes'BeatingMonster人物：T唐僧S:孫悟空E:豬八戒J:沙僧B:白骨精（何平）B1:B變成的村姑B2:B變成的太婆B3:B變化成的老頭T:Emitofo,doyouknowwherewearenow?S:Bajie,map!E:（摸出，遞給S）S:Look,boss（湊近T）（T、S一齊轉(zhuǎn)向E）T:Bajie!HowManytimesIhavetoldyou,don'tbringthesepicturesofbeautifulgirls!E:Oh,boss!Forgiveme（伸手拿回）T:（縮手）1'IIkeepitforyou

2、untilwereachthewestE:But（T:Emitofo,nothingislust,lustisnothing!Map?E:（遞）Here.Em-wehavearrivedinWhiteTigerMountain!AhIcan'walkonanymore!（坐）Mystomachdoesn'tallowSo.S:FatPig!E:Monkey,ifyoudaretosaythesetwowordsonceagain,Iwill,IwillS:Youwillwhat（兇相）?E:（軟禁）Iwillhelpyoucatchfleas（跳蚤）.S:Hm!T:（輕咳）Wu

3、kong,factually,IamabithungryCouldyougotogetmesomefood?E:Yousee,bossishungry,too!T:EmJ:Butboss,ifamonstercomeswhilebrothermonkeyisaway.Itisaproblem.Wukong,doyouhaveanyidea?S:Noproblem!（安裝）（B已躲在一旁偷看）sbooks.SoImadethis.J:ThisisS:Electricnet!IhavelearnttheenergyofelectricityfrombossNomonstercanapproachy

4、ouifyoustayinit!T:EmWukongouarebecomingmoreandmorescientific!Emitofo,knowledgeispower!S:Bye!（走）T:Let'scpalradys!（三人開始打牌）音樂斗地主B:Hm!Hm!Electricnet?Youaretoochildish.（變成B1）B1:（接近三人，望著）CanIjoinyou?J:I'smorry,lady.WeareplayingFightingAgainstlandownerandthreepeopleareenough.B1:（在一旁觀看）Oh,Chance!Bom

5、b!T:Bomb?（打出）B1:DoubleKing!T:Ohwin!Em丄adyqoosaandi.Comeinandteachme!（準(zhǔn)備開電網(wǎng)門）S:（回來，看見B1）Oh,monster!（上前就打）B1:（倒）AhT:（氣憤）Wukong!Lookwhathavedone!Sheismyteacher!S:Sheisamonster!T:Nonsense!（深呼吸）S:Oh,pleasedon'tT:lt'stoolate!QOncemoreyouopenthedOOr坦尼克主題曲（走音離譜）S:Please,Please,oh,no痛苦抱頭）（T:（嗆住，咳）Wuk

6、ong,l'mdisappointedwithyou!B:（真身出現(xiàn)）Hm!SunWukong,I'llteachyoualefe成太婆）B2:Hello,haveyouseenmydaughter?Daughter?.,連忙擋住地尸體）No,sorry!（陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T擋）S:（咬牙切齒）Youmonster,I'llbeatyouintoh追ll打SB2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T頭，T暈，S再打死B2）E&J:AreyouOk,boss?（扶T）J:Look,（伸食指）howmany?T:Two暈乎乎地）SunWukong,gameov

7、er!（變成B3）B3:（看到B1,B2尸體）Oh.,mydaughter,mywife!Whodidit?!（哭喊）S:I'llkillyou,monste打）T:（想阻止，未及）You,you（險(xiǎn)些暈，E,J扶住）Youhavekilledthreelives!S:No,theyarenothumanbeings!Theyarecreatedbymonster!T:Monster?Youarearealmonster!Neverletmeseeyou,go!S:（悲，離去）（音樂，營造“假”悲傷氣氛）人鬼情未了J:boss,brotherMonkeyisT:Don'tmen

8、tionthatguyanymore!B:（出現(xiàn)）Ha,ha,ha!（三尸體B1,B2,B3在B招手后飄”走）T:（驚）YouareB:Howfoolishyouare,MrTang!（E,J去阻斗，被擊退）B:（抓住T）I'llenjoyyourmeatandblood,ha,haS:（悄悄走到B后，打B,B暈）Athousandyearslater.T:Wukong?E:Oh,BrotherMonkey!J:Ourheroisback!T:I,Ican'tunderstandWhathappened?threeS:Boss,yourIQneedsincreasing!Thismonsterchangeditsappearanceintoshapesinordertocheatyou!T:How,howdidyoufindout?S:（沉默）Monkey'sintuition（直覺）T:Wuk