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過(guò)愚人節(jié)英文:十大經(jīng)典愚人節(jié)玩笑TheSwissSpaghettiHarvest瑞士面條樹(shù)Spaghettiharvest1957:TherespectedBBCnewsshowPanoramaannouncedthatthankstoaverymildwinterandthevirtualeliminationofthedreadedspaghettiweevil,Swissfarmerswereenjoyingabumperspaghetticrop.ItaccompaniedthisannouncementwithfootageofSwisspeasantspullingstrandsofspaghettidownfromtrees.Hugenumbersofviewersweretakenin.ManycalledtheBBCwantingtoknowhowtheycouldgrowtheirownspaghettitree.TothistheBBCdiplomaticallyreplied,"placeasprigofspaghettiinatinoftomatosauceandhopeforthebest."1957年愚人節(jié)BBC新聞中說(shuō),瑞士的面條樹(shù)大豐收,農(nóng)民都在樹(shù)上收割面條。大量觀眾上當(dāng)受騙,打電話(huà)來(lái)咨詢(xún)面條樹(shù)的種植方法。BBC對(duì)此的回復(fù)是:把一根面條插在番茄醬里,然后就等著吧??赟iddFinch虛擬棒球天才SiddFinch1985:SportsIllustratedpublishedastoryaboutanewrookiepitcherwhoplannedtoplayfortheMets.HisnamewasSiddFinch,andhecouldreportedlythrowabaseballat168mphwithpinpointaccuracy.Thiswas65mphfasterthanthepreviousrecord.Surprisingly,SiddFinchhadneverevenplayedthegamebefore.Instead,hehadmasteredthe"artofthepitch"inaTibetanmonasteryundertheguidanceofthe"greatpoet-saintLamaMilaraspa."Metsfanscelebratedtheirteams'amazingluckathavingfoundsuchagiftedplayer,andSportsIllustratedwasfloodedwithrequestsformoreinformation.Inrealitythislegendaryplayeronlyexistedintheimaginationoftheauthorofthearticle,GeorgePlimpton。1985年愚人節(jié),運(yùn)動(dòng)畫(huà)刊雜志發(fā)布一條假消息,稱(chēng)一個(gè)名為SiddFinch的新人棒球投球手,能投出168mph時(shí)速的球,比當(dāng)時(shí)記錄高出65山口匕而且這位新人之前都沒(méi)有玩過(guò)棒球!他在一個(gè)西藏的寺廟里學(xué)會(huì)了投球的藝術(shù)。大批棒球粉絲所以被騙。其實(shí)這個(gè)僅僅文章作者瞎編的。InstantColorTV即時(shí)彩色電視Image1962:In1962therewasonlyonetvchannelinSweden,anditbroadcastinblackandwhite.Thestation'stechnicalexpert,KjellStensson,appearedonthenewstoannouncethat,thankstoanewtechnology,viewerscouldconverttheirexistingsetstodisplaycolorreception.Alltheyhadtodowaspullanylonstockingovertheirtvscreen.Stenssonproceededtodemonstratetheprocess.Thousandsofpeopleweretakenin.RegularcolorbroadcastsonlycommencedinSwedenonApril1,1970.1962年愚人節(jié),當(dāng)時(shí)瑞典還只有一個(gè)電視頻道,而且是黑白的。電視臺(tái)的技術(shù)人員當(dāng)天在新聞中說(shuō),彩色電視已經(jīng)研發(fā)成功,用戶(hù)只需拿一雙尼龍襪蓋在電視屏幕上就行。還真有人信了。TheTacoLibertyBell塔可自由鐘TacoLibertyBell1996:TheTacoBellCorporationannouncedithadboughttheLibertyBellandwasrenamingittheTacoLibertyBell.HundredsofoutragedcitizenscalledtheNationalHistoricParkinPhiladelphiawherethebellwashousedtoexpresstheiranger.TheirnerveswereonlycalmedwhenTacoBellrevealed,afewhourslater,thatitwasallapracticaljoke.ThebestlineofthedaycamewhenWhiteHousepresssecretaryMikeMcCurrywasaskedaboutthesale.Thinkingonhisfeet,herespondedthattheLincolnMemorialhadalsobeensold.Itwouldnowbeknown,hesaid,astheFordLincolnMercuryMemorial。1996年愚人節(jié),塔可鐘快餐公司說(shuō)他們買(mǎi)下了美國(guó)費(fèi)城獨(dú)立廳的大鐘,并重命名為塔可自由鐘。憤怒的市民打電話(huà)給費(fèi)城的國(guó)家歷史公園,要求確認(rèn)這個(gè)消息。幾小時(shí)后塔可鐘快餐公司承認(rèn)這僅僅個(gè)玩笑。當(dāng)天最烏龍的事件還不在此。白宮記者會(huì)秘書(shū)MikeMcCurry被問(wèn)到這件事時(shí),隨機(jī)應(yīng)變回答說(shuō),林肯紀(jì)念碑也被賣(mài)了,現(xiàn)在被命名為福特水星汽車(chē)紀(jì)念碑。SanSerriffe虛擬國(guó)家Image1977:TheBritishnewspaperTheGuardianpublishedaspecialsevensupplementdevotedtoSanSerriffe,asmallrepublicsaidtoconsistofseveralsemi-colon-shapedislandslocatedintheIndianOcean.Aseriesofarticlesaffectionatelydescribedthegeographyandcultureofthisobscurenation.ItstwomainislandswerenamedUpperCaisseandLowerCaisse.ItscapitalwasBodoni,anditsleaderwasGeneralPica.TheGuardian'sphonesrangalldayasreaderssoughtmoreinformationabouttheidyllicholidayspot.Onlyafewnoticedthateverythingabouttheislandwasnamedafterprinter'sterminology。1977年愚人節(jié),英國(guó)衛(wèi)報(bào)發(fā)行了長(zhǎng)達(dá)7頁(yè)的增刊,全是介紹SanSerriffe這個(gè)印度洋上的小島國(guó)的,據(jù)說(shuō)那里有好幾個(gè)分號(hào)形狀的小島。文章中大肆渲染了這里的風(fēng)情和民俗,介紹了它的城市和首都,甚至總統(tǒng)的名字。當(dāng)天衛(wèi)報(bào)編輯室的電話(huà)都被讀者打爆了,大家都想知道這樣美好的度假勝地在哪。只有少數(shù)人注意到,首都名字Bodoni是印刷術(shù)語(yǔ),是一種印刷字體的名稱(chēng)。NixonforPresident尼克松復(fù)出1992:NationalPublicRadio'sTalkoftheNationprogramannouncedthatRichardNixon,inasurprisemove,wasrunningforPresidentagain.Hisnewcampaignsloganwas,"Ididn'tdoanythingwrong,andIwon'tdoitagain."AccompanyingthisannouncementwereaudioclipsofNixondeliveringhiscandidacyspeech.Listenersrespondedviscerallytotheannouncement,floodingtheshowwithcallsexpressingshockandoutrage.OnlyduringthesecondhalfoftheshowdidthehostJohnHockenberryrevealthattheannouncementwasapracticaljoke.Nixon'svoicewasimpersonatedbycomedianRichLittle。1992年愚人節(jié),全國(guó)公共廣播之聲宣布,尼克松又要競(jìng)選總統(tǒng)了,他的競(jìng)選宣言是:我沒(méi)做錯(cuò)事;我也不會(huì)再做錯(cuò)事。新聞中還穿插了一段尼克松的講話(huà)。憤怒而驚訝的聽(tīng)眾紛紛打電話(huà)來(lái)質(zhì)問(wèn)。隨后主持人承認(rèn)這是假的,尼克松的聲音也是一個(gè)喜劇演員模仿的。AlabamaChangestheValueofPi圓周率值的修改1998:TheApril1998issueoftheNewMexicansforScienceandReasonnewslettercontainedanarticleclaimingthattheAlabamastatelegislaturehadvotedtochangethevalueofthemathematicalconstantpifrom3.14159tothe'Biblicalvalue'of3.0.Soonthearticlemadeitswayontotheinternet,andthenitrapidlyspreadaroundtheworld,forwardedbyemail.ItonlybecameapparenthowfarthearticlehadspreadwhentheAlabamalegislaturebeganreceivinghundredsofcallsfrompeopleprotestingthelegislation.Theoriginalarticle,whichwasintendedasaparodyoflegislativeattemptstocircumscribetheteachingofevolution,waswrittenbyphysicistMarkBoslough。1998年愚人節(jié):NewMexicans科學(xué)技術(shù)雜志宣稱(chēng)阿拉巴馬州要立法改變圓周率pi的值,很快這事被傳上網(wǎng),通過(guò)電子郵件傳遍全世界。阿拉巴馬立法機(jī)構(gòu)所以接到無(wú)數(shù)*電話(huà)。TheLeft-HandedWhopper左撇子大漢堡1998:BurgerKingpublishedafullpageadvertisementinUSATodayannouncingtheintroductionofanewitemtotheirmenu:a"Left-HandedWhopper"speciallydesignedforthe32millionleft-handedAmericans.Accordingtotheadvertisement,thenewwhopperincludedthesameingredientsastheoriginalWhopper(lettuce,tomato,hamburgerpatty,etc。),butallthecondimentswererotated180degreesforthebenefitoftheirleft-handedcustomers.ThefollowingdayBurgerKingissuedafollow-upreleaserevealingthatalthoughtheLeft-HandedWhopperwasahoax,thousandsofcustomershadgoneintorestaurantstorequestthenewsandwich.Simultaneously,accordingtothepressrelease,"manyothersrequestedtheirown'righthanded'version."1998年愚人節(jié),漢堡王在今日美國(guó)報(bào)紙上發(fā)布了真?zhèn)€版面的廣告,介紹他們的新食物:左手漢堡,據(jù)說(shuō)是專(zhuān)為左撇子人士設(shè)計(jì),啥都沒(méi)變,就是全部旋轉(zhuǎn)了180度(小編好奇:轉(zhuǎn)了180度有區(qū)別么?)成千上萬(wàn)的顧客所以前來(lái)品嘗,而且有人要求設(shè)計(jì)“右手漢堡”。HotheadedNakedIceBorers熱性裸體鑿冰蟲(chóng)HotheadedNakedIceBorer1995:DiscoverMagazinereportedthatthehighlyrespectedwildlifebiologistDr.AprilePazzohadfoundanewspeciesinAntarctica:thehotheadednakediceborer.Thesefascinatingcreatureshadbonyplatesontheirheadsthat,fedbynumerousbloodvessels,couldbecomeburninghot,allowingtheanimalstoborethroughiceathighspeeds.Theyusedthisabilitytohuntpenguins,meltingtheicebeneaththepenguinsandcausingthemtosinkdownwardsintotheresultingslushwherethehotheadsconsumedthem.Aftermuchresearch,Dr.PazzotheorizedthatthehotheadsmighthavebeenresponsibleforthemysteriousdisappearanceofnotedAntarcticexplorerPhilippePoissonin1837."Totheiceborers,hewouldhavelookedlikeapenguin,"thearticlequotedherassaying.Discoverreceivedmoremailinresponsetothisarticlethantheyhadreceivedforanyotherarticleintheirhistory。1995年愚人節(jié)。探索雜志野生動(dòng)物學(xué)家AprilePazzo博士在南極洲發(fā)現(xiàn)了一種新生物:熱性裸體鑿冰蟲(chóng)。這種生物的頭上有盤(pán)狀骨頭,血液豐富,溫度很高,所以能夠穿透冰層。他們以此來(lái)捕食企鵝。Pazzo博士同時(shí)聲稱(chēng),經(jīng)過(guò)詳細(xì)調(diào)查,這種動(dòng)物與1837年南極探險(xiǎn)家PhilippePoisson的失蹤相關(guān):“對(duì)這種蟲(chóng)來(lái)說(shuō),他可能長(zhǎng)得像企鵝。”探索雜志上還從來(lái)沒(méi)有哪篇文章得到如此多的讀者反饋。PlanetaryAlignmentDecreasesGravity萬(wàn)有引力消失1976:TheBritishastronomerPatrickMooreannouncedonBBCRadio2thatat9:47AMa

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