好運查理/查莉成長日記/GoodLuckCharlie第一季第二集S01E02BabyComeBackHi,Charlie.It'sTeddyhere.嗨Charlie我是TeddySorightnowyou'reninemonthsold現在你只有九個月大andeverythingisgoinggreat.不過一切都很順利Well,almosteverything.呃差不多一切都順利吧NowwhatI'mabouttoshowyouiskindofdisturbing,現在我要帶你去看的東西可能會有點囧Sobraceyourself.所以做好心理準備哦Mmm,thesesandwicheswillbeyummywummy.嗯這些三明治一定會好好吃的Yes,theywill,yes,theywill.沒錯會的沒錯會的Momanddadhavebeentalkinglikethat媽媽爸爸從你一出生就開始用這種腔調講話了eversinceyouarrived媽媽爸爸從你一出生就開始用這種腔調講話了Andifit'snotoversoon,I'mgonnagocrazywazy.如果他們繼續這樣子的話我會發瘋瘋的-PJ!-what?-PJ-怎么了Whatareyoulisteningto?你在聽什么呢Idownloadedapodcastonthehistoryofballet.我下了個芭蕾歷史的播客聽-youlikethat?-Morethanbabytalk.-你喜歡聽那玩意兒嗎-總比聽兒語好Wouldyoulikesomefishywishieswithyourcookiewookie?你想給你的餅餅配點魚魚一起吃嗎Yes,Iwould,yes,Iwould.是的我想是的我想Wait,guys,Charlieisn'tevenhere.等等兩位Charlie又不在這兒No,widdlebabytakeanappywappyupstairs.是啊愛尿床的寶寶正在樓上睡覺覺呢Sowhyareyouguysstilltalkinglikethat?那為什么你們兩個說話還這個調調Idon't"weawy"know.我一點點都不知道Iguesswe'rejustkindafried.我想是因為我們兩個有些暈頭轉向了Well,weworkallday,takecareofababyallnight.我們白天工作了一整天晚上還要照顧寶寶Workshift,babyshift工作和照顧寶寶來回換班I'vebarelygottimetomakedoo-doo我都沒有時間去解手手了Well,whenwasthelasttimeyouguyshadanightout?你們兩個上次晚上一起出門玩是什么時候Youknow,likejustthetwoofyou--likeadate?你知道的比如去約會之類的只有你們兩個Teddymadeafunny.Teddy真會說笑笑啊Afunnywunny.好好笑的玩笑你會喜歡將來的你Hanginthere,Baby寶貝不要放棄Allright,youguyshavefun.Stayoutaslateasyouwant.好了祝你們兩個玩得開心想玩到多晚就玩到多晚Butnottoomuchfun--Wehaveenoughkidsalready.但是別玩過頭了家里的孩子已經夠多了I'mserious.我是說真的Okay,everyone,begood,havefun,loveyou.好了大家都要乖過得開心我愛你們-Yeahyeah.-Allright.-是啊是啊-好吧Hey,Teddy,thanksfordoingthis.Teddy謝謝你能這么做It'sgonnabeniceforyourmomandI讓你媽媽和我一起享受段特別時光tohavesomespecialtimetogether這樣真的不錯-Bob,moveyourbutt!-I'mcoming!-Bob趕快過來-就來了Allright,sowedivideitupevenly,好了我們平均分配下任務吧WeeachgettospendanhourwithCharlie.我們一人照顧Charlie一個小時Whowantstogofirst?誰想第一個來Ithinkyoushouldgofirst.我認為你應該第一個來Andsecondandthird,sincethiswasyouridea.第二個第三個也該你來因為這就是你的主意Hey,I'mnotdoingthisallbymyself.嘿我一個人哪能把所有的事情都干完youguyshavetohelpout.你們兩個必須得幫忙Fine.I'llgofourth.好吧我第四個來Thereisnofourth.根本沒有第四個ImeantIshallgoforthtotheparktoshootsomehoop.我是說我要動身去公園打會兒籃球（注：第四(fourth)和向外(forth)同音）Youwanttogototheparksobadly,既然你這么想去公園Thenwhydon'tyoujusttakeCharlie?為什么不順便把Charlie也帶上What'sababysupposedtodoatthepark?一個小寶寶在公園能干些什么Babiesloveparks.youcanshowhertheduckpond,寶寶們都喜歡公園啊你可以帶她去看看鴨池Thebluesky,clouds.看看藍天白云We'rejustgonnalookatstuff?that'swhatTVisfor.我們出去只是閑看嗎那還要電視干嗎Yeahhehhah,allright!耶哈哈真爽Thisisgreat.Whee!這太好玩了喔Yes,whoo!真棒噢Whatareyoulookingat?Iwasherefirst.你看什么看我可是先到的Hey,youcanridethatduck.嘿你可以去騎那只鴨子Icouldn'tridetheduck.I'dlooksillyontheduck.我不能去騎那只鴨子我要是去騎鴨子看起來就太傻了Fine.好吧Heythere,Charlie.Arewehavingfunyet?嘿Charlie我們是不是玩得很開心啊Allright.好的Man,youseenakid'sbirthdaypartyaroundhereanywhere?哥們你有沒有看到有小孩在附近開生日派對啊I'mtheentertainment.我得過去表演呢Isawabouncehouseoftheotherendofthepark.我在公園的那邊看到了一個充氣小屋Abouncyhouse,eh?Great.充氣小屋是嗎這下好了AnothertriptotheER.這次我又得被送進急診室了Whoareyousupposedtobeanyway?你這身裝束是想裝扮成誰啊Plasticman,rubberman?塑料俠還是橡膠俠No,thoseareallregisteredtrademarks.不那些都已經成為注冊商標了I'mCaptainStretchy.我扮的是彈力王船長Thereusedtobea"CS"here,butitcameoffinthewash.這里本來印著個"CS"的不過洗衣服的時候被洗掉了Sowhat'syoursuperpower?那你的超能力是什么Superelasticity.超級柔韌性Hey,look,there'saquarter.嘿快看地上有個硬幣Ah,forgetit.唉算了吧Notlikeit'sadollar,right?反正又不是一塊的對吧-Hi.-Hi.-嗨-嗨Oh,yeah,Ilikeyourtasteinstrollers.噢你選得嬰兒車不錯我喜歡你的品位Thanks,youtoo.謝謝你也是-Thatbaby'ssocute.-Youtoo.-那個寶寶好可愛啊-你也是Oh,Imeanyourstoo.噢我是說你的寶寶也是-I'mEmma.-I'mPJ-我叫Emma-我叫PJ-Who'sthislittleguy?-Mybrother.-這個小寶寶是誰-我弟弟We'rejustoutforourstroll.Wedothiseveryday.我們就是出來散散步每天都這樣Ustoo.LikeIalwayssay,babiesloveparks.我們也是正如我經常說的寶寶們喜歡公園-Wouldyouliketositforabit?-Sure.-想一起坐會嗎-好啊SoIsawyoutalkingtoCaptainStretchyearlier.我看到你剛才在跟彈力王船長說話Oh,yeah,hewaslost.噢是啊他迷路了-Notmuchofasuperhero,right?-Oh,he'stheworst.-他可不怎么像超級英雄是吧-噢他遜透了Wehiredhimformybrother'sbirthdayparty我弟弟生日派對的時候我們請他去表演-andhesatonthecake.-Thatsoundsawful.-結果他一屁股坐到蛋糕上了-聽起來很悲劇啊Oh,itgetsworse.噢這還不是最悲劇的Thecandleswaslit,sohesatinthepunch蠟燭已經點上了所以他坐進燭臺里去了That'ssoweird.這也太古怪了Imeanhelookslikesuchaqualityentertainer.我是說他看起來像是個很棒的演藝人啊Youknow,PJ,I'mreallyimpressedthat知道嗎PJ我真的很佩服youtakeyourbabysistertothepark.你肯帶你的小妹妹來公園Mybrotherswouldneverdoanythinglikethat.我的兄弟們永遠都不會這么做Ihopenot.Sheismysister.希望他們別來她是我的妹妹啊Nowwatchclosely.InthishandIhaveaquarter現在看好了我這只手里有一枚硬幣Andintheother,anordinaryegg.而這只手拿的是一個普通雞蛋NowIputtheminthishat,spinthemaroundalittle現在我把它們放進這個帽子里轉上一小圈Andpresto.然后轉眼間Justoutofcuriosity,好奇地問一句Whatwassupposedtohappen?這個魔術本該是什么結果Ilovethisbaby.我喜歡這個寶寶Anytimeshewantstogotothepark,signmeup.不管她什么時候想上公園盡管找我Whathappenedtoyou?你中什么邪了Let'sjustsaycharliemadeafriend,PJmadeafriend.這么說吧Charlie交了個朋友PJ也交上了個朋友Oh--anddideitheryouoryourfriend噢那你或者你的朋友有沒有幫著換尿布呢bothertochangeadiaper?噢那你或者你的朋友有沒有幫著換尿布呢There'snotimeforthat.IwastoobusytalkingtoEmma.根本沒時間換我忙著和Emma聊天呢-Who'semma?-Avision,-Emma是誰-我的夢中情人Anangel,thegirlwho'smovedintomyheart.一個天使一個占據我心扉的女孩Didyoutellheraboutthevacancyinyourbrain?你有沒有告訴她你腦袋里空空如也這個事實呢-PJ?-what?-PJ-怎么了Youbroughthomethewrongbaby.你把別人的寶寶帶回家來了What?Ididnot.什么我才沒有Takealook!Wrongparts.你自己看看生理結構不對There'snothingwrongwiththoseparts.起碼他那個地方的功能還很正常Howcouldyoubringhomethewrongbaby?你怎么會帶錯寶寶回家呢I'msorry.Igotalittledistracted.我很抱歉我那時候有點分心了Emmaisreallycute.Emma真是太可愛了Yeah,well,sowasoursister.是啊我們的妹妹也是Comeon,let'sgototheparkandfindher.快點我們去公園找她Relax!Igothernumber.急啥我有她的電話號碼Thenwhatareyouwaitingfor?callher.那你還等什么快給她打電話呀Waitasecond.等等Isittoosoon?是不是有點太早了IfIcallnow,she'llthinkI'mdesperate.如果我現在就打給她她會覺得我迫不及待的Oh,youaredesperate.噢你本來就迫不及待了Goodpoint.說的好Hello,isEmmathere?你好請問Emma在嗎ThisisaChineserestaurant?你說你們是家中國菜餐館Sure,I'llhearthespecials.好啊給我介紹一下特色菜吧Shegaveyouthewrongnumber.她給了你個假號碼Whocouldn'tseethatonecoming?純屬意料之中ButIgavehergumandhelpedherchangeapoopydiaper.可我都請她吃了一片口香糖還幫她給寶寶換掉了臟尿布Itwassoromantic.一切都那么浪漫Well,whatdowedonow?呃我們現在該怎么辦Ohno!噢不Himom,whatup?嗨媽媽有事嗎Yeah,everything'sgoinggreat.whywouldn'titbe?是的一切都好得很為什么會不好呢We'rejusthavingagrandoldtimeherewith--我們正過得開心著呢和Baby寶寶一起Yeah,sureyoucantalktohim.herher!當然你當然可以和他說話了是她她Talktomommy.和媽媽說句話吧Whatdoyoumeanthatdidn'tsoundlikeCharlie?聽起來不像Charlie你什么意思What,doyoujustthink什么你以為是我在對著話筒模仿寶寶的聲音嗎I'mmakingbabynoisesintothephone?什么你以為是我在對著話筒模仿寶寶的聲音嗎Mom,that'scrazy.媽媽那也太瘋狂了Allright,bye.Saybye,Charlie.好了再見說再見吧CharlieNotthatI'minthepositiontocriticize,我不是想批評你ButIwasgettingmoremonkey.不過我變得更不知所措了Comeon,let'sgotothepark.快點我們去公園AndmeetthegirlwhoblewoffPJ?去找那個不待見PJ的女孩嗎I'mthere.我去定了-Idon'tseeher.-PJ,whatdidshelooklike?-我沒看到她-PJ她長啥樣Shewashot,butwhatdoesitmatter?她很漂亮不過那有什么關系Maybeweshouldcallsomeone.也許我們該找人幫忙whodoyoucallwhenyousearchababy.找寶寶時該找什么人幫忙呢CaptainStretchy!彈力王船長Whatisthat?那是什么東西You'restillhere?你還在這里啊Everysaturdayandsundayalldaylong.我每個周六和周日都整天待在這里Stayinschool,kids.回學校待著吧孩子們Justtheguyweneededtosee.他正是我們要找的人Ithinkyoucanhelpus.我覺得你能幫助我們Hey,kid,I'mjustanentertainer.嘿孩子我只是個耍把式的Ican'tgetmommyanddaddybacktogether.我可不能讓你爸爸媽媽破鏡重圓No,youdon'tunderstand.不你誤會了Iwastalkingtoagirlhereearlier,我剛才在這里和一個女孩聊天Andshesaidthatyouworkedapartyforherbrother.她說了你在她弟弟的生日派對上表演過So?Iworklotsofparties.那又如何我在很多派對上表演過呢Wherewasthepartywhereyoufelloncake?你表演時摔到蛋糕上了的派對是哪個Yougotthreehours?你們能聽我講三個小時么Thisisreallyimportant.Weneedtofindher.這真的很重要我們得找到她Interestingsituation.Youkidsneedinfo,有意思你們幾個需要打探消息-AndIneedamirdle.-Whatisamirdle?-而我需要一個“男腰”-什么是“男腰”That'samangirdle.Andtheyain'tcheap.就是個給男人用的腰帶那玩意兒可不便宜Yeah,neitherisdrycleaning,apparently.是啊顯然干洗也不便宜Hername'sEmma.Didshecomebacktothepark?她的名字叫Emma她后來回過這個公園嗎Well,maybeshedid這個也許她回來過Andmaybeshedidn't.也許她沒回來過Stoprubbingyourfingerstogetherandanswermyquestion.別捻你的手指了好好回答我的問題Hewantsabribe.他想要點好處Ican'tbelieveit.真是不敢相信Here.給你HereiswhatIknow:HernameisEmma.告訴你我知道的情況吧她叫EmmaIjusttoldyouthat.這一點我剛都告訴你了Ididn'tsaytheinformationwasfresh.我可沒說我會告訴你什么新東西Yeah,Iknowthegirl.沒錯我認識那個女孩Shecomesfromabigfamily--seven,eightkids.她家可是一個大家庭有七八個小孩ForthemI'vebeen...給他們家表演的時候我扮演過AstronautPete,cowboyBob...宇航員Pete牛仔Bob-MagicMarv?-Yeah!You'refamiliarwithmywork.-魔術師Marv-沒錯你真是對我的工作了如指掌啊Yeah,anditstinks.是啊我還知道你很遜I'mjuststartingoff我才剛開始學魔術-AndI'mabettermagicianthanyouare.-Ohyeah?-我的魔術已經比你變得棒了-噢是嗎Youthinkthisiseasy,huh?here.你覺得變魔術很簡單是吧拿著Turnthatintoaschnauzer.把這個變成一只髯狗Youcan'tdoit,huh?變不出來吧對吧Maybeit'sbecauseyoudon'thavethechops!也許是因為你不過是半桶水的水平Well,Stretchy,doyouknowwhereshelives?好了彈力王你知道她住在哪兒嗎Yeah,aroundheresomewhere.知道就在這附近的某處-I'dknowitifIsawit.-Great!-我一看到就能認出來的-太好了Nowyouhelpustonightandwe'll你今晚要是幫我們找到她getyouintothatmirdletomorrow.明天我們就幫你圍上“男腰”Oh,andyouunderstandwe'renotactually噢你明白我的意思不是我們親自動手Gonnaputyouintoit?Thatyouhavetodobyyourself.給你圍上而是你得自己圍吧Yeah,Igetit.嗯我明白Allright,comeon,guys,wehavetogofindher.好了走吧各位我們必須得找到她Uh,hey--CaptainStretchy,away!啊嘿彈力王船長出發-Truck'sthisway.-Oh,okay.-車在這邊-噢好吧Orderwhateveryouwant,honey.Igetadiscounthere.隨便點你想吃的東西親愛的我在這兒可以打折的Thisplaceisoneofmybestcustomers.這家店是我的最大客戶之一Notwhatyouwanttohearfromanexterminator.在這兒聽到一個滅蟲專家這么說可不是什么好事Oh,lookatthat.噢快看那邊Oh,fajitas.噢墨西哥肉卷Notthat,thebaby.不是那個是那個寶寶Alittlebabyinastrollerjustlikeours.那個小寶寶的嬰兒車和我們的一模一樣啊Yeah,okay,honey,是啊好了親愛的Thisissupposedtobeanightawayfromthebaby.今晚我們應該暫時忘掉寶寶的事的Solet'scomeback.所以我們接著點菜吧Okayokay,I'mback.好吧好吧接著點菜I'mback.Justgottaruntotheladies'room.接著點菜我得先去趟洗手間Ohoh,hey,listen,whileyou'reinthere,噢噢嘿聽著你去洗手間時Couldyoucheckthetraps?能不能順便檢查下滅蟲誘餌Hola.你們好Adios.再見Bob,willyougooverandlookatthatbaby?Bob你能過去看看那個寶寶嗎-Ithinkit'sCharlie.-What?!-我想那是Charlie-什么Youheardme,thatisCharlie!你聽到我說的話了那個寶寶是CharlieSweetheart,wouldyousitdown,please?親愛的拜托你能不能坐下來Iwillnotsitdown.我才不坐下呢Amotherknowsherownbabyandthatismybaby.母親總是能認出她自己的寶寶的而那就是我的寶寶Honey,seriously,whatdoyouthinkhappenedhere?親愛的說真的你覺得能出什么事Inthelasthoursomebodywentovertoourhouse,總不可能是剛才有人闖進我們的房子Borrowedourbabythenbroughtheroutforchipsandguac?劫走我們的寶寶然后再帶她過來吃薯條和鱷梨色拉吧Idon'tknow,it'sabigfamily.我可不確定他們可是一大家子-Maybethat'showtheygettheirbabies.-Sweetheart,-也許他們就是這樣搞到那么多孩子的-親愛的Ithinkyou'rejustmissingCharlie我覺得是因為你太想Charlie了Andyou'rehavingalittleseparationanxiety.因而有一點點分離焦慮癥了Oh,okay.噢好吧You'reright.你說的對Crazywazy.發瘋瘋了-Imean,thatisn'tpossible,right?-Exactly.-我是說那絕對不可能是吧-沒錯I'mjustgoingtogototheladies'roomonemoretime.我得再去趟洗手間Sitdown.坐下Nowlet'senjoytherestofournightout現在讓我們在這家漂亮的餐館Atthisverylovelyrestaurant.盡情享受我們剩下的晚宴時光-Okay?-Okay.-好嗎-好吧I'mneededinthekitchen.廚房里有情況需要我去處理-Charlie!-Emma!-Charlie-Emma-Marco!-Polo.-Marco-Polo（注：一種抓人游戲，抓人者閉眼喊Marco，被抓一方喊Polo回應）Gabe,nothelping.Gabe別鬧了Stretchy,isanyofthislookingfamiliar?彈力王這地方你看著眼熟嗎Maybeitdoes,maybeitdoesn't.也許有些熟也許不熟Youarenotgettinganymoremoney.我不會再給你錢了No,Ihavenightblindness.不是我有夜盲癥AllI'mseeingisshapes.晚上我只能依稀看出輪廓來Whydidn'tyoumentionthatearlier?你為什么不早說Ineededaridehome.我得搭個順風車回家Stophere.在這兒停車Oh,great.Mom'sup.噢這下好了媽媽起床了MaybeI'lljusthangwithyoukids.也許我該跟你們幾個小孩待在一起CaptainStretchy,away.彈力王船長下車-Goodnight,Stretchy.-Goodnight,Stretchy.-晚安彈力王-晚安彈力王Goodnight.晚安Nowwhat?現在怎么辦Wedidn'thitthestreetsonthenorthendofthepark.我們還沒去公園北邊那邊的路上找過呢PJ,wecan'tkeepdrivingaroundallnight.PJ我們不能漫無目標地開上一整夜吧It'sover.Wehavetotellmomanddad.不能再這樣了我們必須告訴爸爸媽媽了-But---No,it'llbeokay.-可是-不沒關系的Theyknowwhattodo.Theyalwaysdo.他們知道該怎么辦他們從來都知道HowamIgonnatellthemIlostourbabysister?我該怎么告訴他們我把自己的小妹妹弄丟了I'mtheoldest.我是最大的孩子They'regonnathinkI'mthemostresponsible.他們會覺得我該負最大責任的PJ,ifitmakesyoufeelanybetter,PJ不知道我這么說會不會讓你好受點Nobodythinksthat.沒人會那么覺得WhydoIalwaysmesseverythingup?我為什么總是把事情搞砸Youknowwhat?Thiscouldhavehappenedtoanyofus.知道嗎我們誰都可能闖下這種禍Allright,probablymostlikelyyou,but--好吧也許最可能的是你但是Thisone,we'reallinittogether.這一次我們會共同承擔責任的Thanks.謝謝Hey,look,嘿快看CaptainStretchydroppedhisdriver'slicense.彈力王船長把他的駕照落下了Hundredseventyfivelbs,mybutt!175磅我的老天Theretheyare.他們在那邊Allright,let'sgetthisoverwith.好了我們過去坦白吧Doyouthinkitwouldbebetterorworse你覺得我們讓這個墨西街頭樂團幫忙ifwehadthemariachideliverthenews.傳個口信比較好呢還是會讓情況變得更糟呢Ifit'sinspanish,probablybetter.如果他們用西班牙語傳達也許會比較好Wait,Idon'tbelieveit.等等真是不敢相信-That'sEmma.-Sothat'sCharlie.-那是Emma-那么那個就是Charlie了Yes!Oh,we'resaved.真棒哦我們得救了-Notquite.-Hey,kids.-還不一定呢-嘿孩子們-Whatnow?-I'llletyouknowwhenIthinkofit.-現在怎么辦-等我想出辦法來了再通知你Mom,dad,hi.媽媽爸爸嗨-Hi.-Whatareyoudoinghere?-嗨-你們幾個來這兒干嘛WejustrealizedyoumustbemissingCharlie,我們覺得你們一定會想Charlie的Sowebroughther.所以我們帶她過來了Oh,Teddy,you'renotfoolingme.噢Teddy你騙不了我的-I'mnot?-Nope.-我露餡了-沒錯YouspentalittletoomuchtimewithCharlie你一定是照顧Charlie時間太長了Andyou'rereadytohandheroverearly.然后想早點把她交給我吧Well,Iwouldn'tsaytoomuchtime.這個其實也不能算是時間太長了吧Well,Iamreadytoo,soletmeather.不過我也想接手了所以還是我來照看她吧-GimmeGimmeGimme.-Mom,Mom,Mom.-給我吧給我吧給我吧-媽媽媽You'reonadate.Letmebringhertoyou.你正在約會呢還是我把她給你抱過來吧Here?Wait,now?這里嗎等等現在嗎Well,allright.那好吧-Hey,mom.-Hi,baby.-嘿媽媽-嘿寶貝-Hey.-Hey,dad.-嘿-嘿爸爸-SomethingIwanttoshowyou.-Whatisit,honey?-我想給你們表演個節目-什么節目親愛的Andnowformynexttrick,我的下一個魔術就是I'mgonnamakeaboydisappear.我會把一個男孩變不見的Youknow,youshouldbeashamedofyourself.知道嗎你應該為你自己感到羞恥Youleadaguyon,makehimthinkyouhaveaconnection,你勾引了一個男孩讓他以為你們之間心有