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氣球飛了

喬伊為衛生機構的海報當模特，后來方知那是治療性病的廣告。

羅斯發現蘇珊在為卡蘿肚里的孩子念書聽，不甘示弱決定照做。

因父母外出，羅斯和莫妮卡開始準備自己的感恩節大餐；

菲比要和他倆一起慶祝，因為她向來同祖母一起過感恩節，而祖母的新男友用陰歷不用陽歷，他們家將在12月才過感恩節。

喬伊也加入了，因為他家里人以為他有臟病。

錢德力圖抵制感恩節因為當年他的父母在節日那天宣布離婚；

瑞秋的如意算盤則是和家人去山里滑雪。

游行當中大氣球脫線飛走了；大家都跑上樓頂去看熱鬧，結果忘帶鑰匙全被關在了莫妮卡的門外；

晚飯燒焦了，瑞秋誤掉了班機，大家只好吃錢德的奶酪三明治和洋蔥小食品作為晚餐。

丑陋裸男邀來丑陋裸女共進感恩節晚餐，之后他們攜手丑陋裸舞1.09TheOneWhereUnderdogGetsAwayJoeyposesforahealthposter,butlaterfindsouthe'sbecometheV.D.posterboy.RossfindsoutSusanisreadingtotheunbornbabyanddecideshemust,too.RossandMonicaplantheirownThanksgivingdinnerbecausetheirparentsareaway;Phoebejoinsthem,becauseshecelebrateswithhergrandmotherandhergrandmother'sboyfriend...inDecember...becausehe'slunar;JoeyjoinsinbecausehisfamilythinkshehasV.D.;Monicahastomakethreekindsofpotatoes.ChandlerplanstoboycottThanksgivingbecausehisparentsannouncedtheirdivorceonthatday;RachelhasplanstogotoVailtobewithherfamily.TheUnderdogballoonbreaksfreeduringtheparade;EveryonegoestotherooftowatchbuttheygetlockedoutofMonica'sapartment;ThedinnerisburnedandRachelmissesherflight.EveryoneendsupeatingChandler'scheesesandwichesandFunyunsforDinner.UglyNakedGuyhasThanksgivingdinnerwithUglyNakedGal,andthere'sUglyNakedDancing.[Scene:CentralPerk,Rachelisconfrontingherboss,Terry.]Rachel:Terry,I,I,IknowthatIhaven'tworkedhereverylong,butIwaswondering,doyouthinkitwouldbepossibleifIgota$100advanceonmysalary?advancen.預付預付款(+on)[eg:Hewasgivenanadvanceoffiftydollarsonhissalary]Terry:Anadvance?Rachel:It'ssothatIcanspendThanksgivingwithmyfamily.See,everyyearwegoskiinginVail,andnormallymyfatherpaysformyticket,butIsortofstartedthewholeindependencething,youknow,whichisactuallywhyItookthis"job".normallyadv.通常地/TheTownofVailisa\o"Coloradomunicipalities"HomeRule(n.地方自治)Municipalitylocatedin\o"EagleCounty,Colorado"EagleCounty,\o"Colorado"Colorado.Accordingto2005CensusBureau(n.人口調查局)estimates,thepopulationofthecityis4,589.Thetownwasestablishedin\o"1966"1966atthebaseof\o"VailSkiResort"VailSkiResort,whichopenedinDecember\o"1962"1962.Thetownisfamousforits\o"Skiing"skiingandotherwintersportsinadditiontobeingayearrounddestinationforoutdooractivities/Vail:劇中瑞秋攢錢想和家人一起去韋爾(Vail)度感恩節假。韋爾是美國最著名的兩個滑雪圣地之一，在丹佛市附近。它的特色是滑雪山坡離市區很近，從家中穿上滑雪鞋就可去滑雪。此外，它夏天還有音樂會，因此成為美國富人云集的度假勝地。Terry:Rachel,Rachel,sweetheart.You'reaterrible,terriblewaitress.Really,reallyawful.Rachel:Ok,I,Ihearwhatyou'resayin'.I'mwithyou.Um,butI,butI'mtryingreallyhard.AndIthinkI'mdoingbetter.Ireallydo.Doesanybodyneedcoffee?(everyoneintheplaceraisestheirhand)Oh,lookatthat.I'mwithyou我同意你OpeningCredits[Scene:CentralPerk,Rachelisapproachingacustomer.]Rachel:Excuseme,sir.Hi,youcomeinherealltime.Iwasjustwondering,doyouthinkthere'sapossibilitythatyoucouldgivemeanadvanceonmytips?Guy:Huh?Rachel:Ok,ok,that'sfine.Fine.Hey,I'msorryaboutthatspillbefore.(picksupthetipheleaves)Only$98.50togo.spilln.溢出濺出(Monicaenters.)Monica:Hey.Ross,didyouknowMomandDadaregoingtoPuertoRicoforThanksgiving?PuertoRicon.波多黎各/本集故事就發生在Thanksgiving（感恩節）的大背景下，這個節日始于1621年。那年秋天，遠涉重洋來到美洲的英國移民，為了感謝上帝賜予的豐收，舉行了3天的狂歡活動。從此，這一習俗就沿續下來，并逐漸風行各地。1863年，美國總統林肯正式宣布感恩節為國定假日。屆時，家家團聚，舉國同慶，其盛大、熱烈的情形，不亞于中國人過春節，在美國甚至比圣誕節還要隆重，這個節日里面，飯桌上火雞（Turkey）和南瓜餅(PumpkinPie)是必不可少的菜肴，因此又叫火雞節，這些希望能夠在觀看的時候慢慢體會。/關于英美的主要節日，這里也做一個介紹：NewYearsDay：新年，元旦，1月1日；St.Valentine'sDay：圣瓦倫丁節（情人節）2月14日；AllFools'sDayorAprilFools'sDay：愚人節4月1日；GoodFriday：耶穌受難日（復活節前的星期五）；Easter：復活節（春分月圓后第一個星期日，4月）；EasterMonday復活節后的星期一；HolyThursday：耶穌升天節（復活節后的40天的星期四）；MayDayorLabourDay：五一勞動節；theSpringBankHoliday：春假（英國5月最后一個星期一）；Mother'sDay：母親節（5月第二個星期日）；MemorialDay：陣亡將士紀念日（美國，5月26日）；IndependenceDay：美國獨立紀念日（7月4日）；theSummerBankHoliday：夏季公假（英國，8月最后一個星期一）；ColumbusDay：哥倫布日（10月12日）；Halloween：萬圣節前夕（10月31日）；Hallowmas：萬圣節（11月1日）；ArmisticedayorVeteransDay：第一，二次世界大戰的停戰紀念日（11月11日）；ThanksgivingDay：感恩節（在美國是11月的第二個星期一）；ChristmasEve：圣誕節前夜（12月24日）；ChristmasDay：圣誕節（12月25日）；BoxingDay：節禮日（圣誕節次日，如遇星期日，推遲一天）。Ross:No,they'renot.Monica:Yes,theyare.TheBlymensinvitedthem.Ross:You'rewrong.Monica:Iamnotwrong.Ross:You'rewrong.Monica:No,Ijusttalkedtothem.Ross:(gettingup,upset)I'mcallingMom.(Joeyenters.Hisfacelooksabnormallycolorful.)abnormallyadv.反常地Joey:Hey,hey.Chandler:Hey.Phoebe:Hey.Chandler:Andthisfromthecry-for-helpdepartment.Areyouwearingmakeup?wearmakeupv.涂化妝品Joey:Yes,Iam.Asoftoday,IamofficiallyJoeyTribbiani,actorslashmodel.asoftodayadv.從今天開始/actorslashmodel演員/模特Chandler:That'ssofunny,'causeIwasthinkingyoulookmorelikeJoeyTribbiani,manslashwoman.Phoebe:Whatwereyoumodelingfor?Joey:Youknowthosepostersforthecityfreeclinic?postern.海報/clinicn.診所[eg：Itisoftenlessexpensivetoseeadoctorinaclinicthaninahospital]Monica:Oh,wow,soyou'regonnabeoneofthose"healthy,healthy,healthyguys"?Phoebe:Youknow,theasthmaguywasreallycute.asthman.<醫>哮喘Chandler:Doyouknowwhichoneyou'regonnabe?Joey:No,butIhearlymediseaseisopen,so...(crossesfingers)lymearthritisn.萊姆關節炎(伴有疼痛發熱與皮膚紅斑)/crossfingersv.交叉手指(迷信希望帶來好運)Chandler:Goodluck,man.Ihopeyougetit.Joey:Thanks.(Rosscomesbacktothecouch.)Ross:(toMonica)Well,youwereright.Howcantheydothistous,huh?It'sThanksgiving.Monica:Ok,I'lltellyouwhat.HowaboutIcookdinneratmyplace?I'llmakeitjustlikeMom's.Ross:Willyoumakethemashedpotatoeswiththelumps?mashedpotatoesn.土豆泥/lumpn.小塊Monica:Youknow,they'renotactuallysupposedtohave...(Rosslooksathersheepishly)I'llworkonthelumps.Joey,you'regoinghome,right?Joey:Yeah.Monica:AndIassume,Chandler,youarestillboycottingallthepilgrimholidays.boycottvt.聯合抵制/pilgrimn.圣地朝拜者清教徒Chandler:Yes,everysingleoneofthem.Monica:Phoebe,you'regonnabewithyourgrandma?Phoebe:Yes,andherboyfriend.Butwe'recelebratingThanksgivinginDecember'causeheislunar.lunaradj.陰歷的Monica:Soyou'refreeThursday,then.Phoebe:Yeah.Oh,canIcome?Monica:Yeah.Rach,areyoustillthinkingyou'regonnamakeittoVail?Rachel:Absolutely.Shoop,shoop,shoop.Onlyahundredandtwodollarstogo.Chandler:Ithoughtitwas$98.50.Rachel:Yeah,wellitwas.Ibrokeacup.Ross:Well,I'mofftoCarol's.Phoebe:Ooh,ooh!Whydon'tweinviteher?Ross:(mimicking)Ooh,ooh.Becauseshe'smyex-wife,andwillprobablywanttobringher,ooh,ooh,lesbianlifepartner.[Scene:CarolandSusan'sapartment,Susanisthere.Rossenters.]Ross:Hi,is...isCarolhere?Susan:No,she'satafacultymeeting.facultyn.全體教員/facultymeetingn.教員會議Ross:Oh,I...justcamebytopickupmyskull.Well,notmine,ebyv.經過/skulln.頭骨Susan:Comein.Ross:Thanks.Yeah,Carolborroweditforaclass,andIhavetogetitbacktothemuseum.Susan:What'sitlooklike?Ross:Kindalikeabigfacewithoutskin.Susan:Yes,I'mfamiliarwiththeconcept.Wecanjustlookforit.Ross:Ok.(browsingtheapartment)Wow,youguyssurehavealotofbooksaboutbein'alesbian.Susan:Well,youknow,youhavetotakeacourse.Otherwise,theydon'tletyoudoit.Ross:(pickingupabook)Hey,hey,YertletheTurtle.Aclassic.YertletheTurtle:YertletheTurtleandOtherStoriesisapicturebookcollectionofthreestoriesbyDr.Seuss.ItwasfirstpublishedbyRandomHouseBooksonApril12,1958,andiswrittenprimarilyinanapestic(adj.抑抑揚格的)tetrameter(n.四音步句).Thestory"YertletheTurtle,"amongSeuss'smostnotable,iswidelyrecognizedascondemningfascismandabsolutepower,andthedespotic(adj.專制的)rulerYertleismeanttoparallelAdolfHitler/劇中羅斯看的一本書——經典童話作品《烏龜大王亞爾特》YertletheTurtle是知名兒童小說家蘇斯博士（Dr.Seuss）的名著。是講海龜王Yertle讓海龜們堆起來成它的王座，結果最后倒下來的故事。烏龜大王亞特爾為了掌握更大的權柄，統治更寬闊的領土，于是他命令屬下的烏龜疊羅漢，將他給抬高，他以為只要他極目所及之處，盡是他的領土。所以，他不斷的想要超越他人，也因此，疊羅漢越疊越高。最后，他更妄想超越月亮，想不到因低曾的一只烏龜打了一個噴嚏，整個烏龜王國就全盤瓦解了，而跌得最重的正是烏龜大王亞爾特，亞爾特正是蘇斯博士對希特勒的諷刺。Susan:Actually,I'mreadingittothebaby.Ross:Theuh,thebabythathasn'tbeenbornyet?Wouldn'tthatmeanyou're...crazy?Susan:What,youdon'tthinktheycanhearsoundsinthere?Ross:You'renotserious,Imean,youreally...youreallytalktoit?Susan:Yeah,allthetime.Iwantthebabytoknowmyvoice.Ross:Doyouuh,doyoutalkaboutme?Susan:Yeah,yeah,allthetime.Ross:Really?Susan:Butum,wejustrefertoyouasBobotheSpermGuy.BobotheSpermGuy：manwhoisusedforsexualpurposesonly.(canalsobeusedtoidentifyananonymousspermdonor)[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,everyoneistherebutRachel.]Ross:Look,ifshe'stalkingtoit,IjustthinkthatIshouldgetsomebellytimetoo.NotthatIbelieveanyofthisbellyn.腹部/belly-time胎教時間/“NotthatIbelieveanyofthis”，這是一個強調句型，相當于Idon’tbeliveanyofthis，Ross一方面不想讓Susan一個人獨享同胎兒親近的機會，另一方面又非著重強調他是個PHD的身份,不相信這一套。在托福考試聽力部分也常有這種用法。比如M:Ihearthehockygamewaspacked.W:Notanemptyseatinthehouse!Juststandingroomonly.第一個人說：“我聽說曲棍球比賽爆滿了。第二個人回答說：“場地里沒有空位置了，只有站的地方。”，這里第二個人說話時也把Not著重強調。Phoebe:Oh,Ibelieveit.Ithinkthebabycantotallyheareverything.Icanshowyou.Look,thiswillseemalittleweird,butyouputyourheadinsidethisturkey,andthenwe'llalltalk,andyou'llheareverythingwesay.Chandler:I'djustliketosaythatI'mtotallybehindthisexperiment.Infact,I'dverymuchliketobutteryourhead.bebehindsthv.支持/buttervt.涂黃油于...上(Rachelenters.)Monica:Hey,Rach,didyoumakeyourmoney?Rachel:No,notevenclose.ForgetVail,forgetseeingmyfamily,forgetshoop,shoop,shoop.Monica:Rach,here'syourmail.Rachel:Thanks,youcanjustputitonthetable.Monica:(insistently)No,here'syourmail.insistentlyadv.堅持地Rachel:Thanks,youcanjustputitonthetable.Monica:(givesheranenvelope)Wouldyoujustopenit?(Rachelopensit.Insideisthemoneysheneeded.)Rachel:Ohmygod,oh,youguysaregreat.Monica:Weallchippedin.chipinv.捐助出錢[eg:Let'sallchipinforabirthdaypresentforMary]Joey:(toMonica)Wedid?Monica:(toJoey)Youoweme20bucks.Rachel:Thankyou.Thankyousomuch!Monica:(handsChandlerabag)Chandler,hereyougo,gotyourtraditionalThanksgivingfeast,yougotyourtomatosoup,yourgrilledcheesefixin's,andyourfamily-sizebagofFunyuns.grillv.燒烤/fixingn.調料/grilledcheesefixingn.烤起司配料/family-sizeadj.適合(足夠)全家用的/Funyunsisthebrandnameofanonion-flavoredcornchipintroducedin1969.The'chips'arering-shaped,likeonionrings.TheyareaproductoftheFrito-LayCompany.Theywerenamed"Funyuns"byUniversityofNorthTexasprofessorandcopyrighter,JimAlbright,afteritwasdisoveredthatthefirstchoiceofnamefortheproduct,"OnYums"hadalreadybeentaken.Funyunsaredeep-friedringsofenrichedcornmeal-basedmaterialthatarecoated(v.涂上一層)withpungent,paleyellowish,onion-flavoredpowder.In2006,the"windowcutout"showingtheactualproductinsidethebagwasreplacedbyaphotographoftheproduct,fallinginlinewiththedesignoftherestofFrito-Lay'sproductline.Thebig-bagFunyunswasoneofthelastFrito-Laybrandstocompletelyphaseout(v.逐步淘汰)Rachel:Wait,wait,Chandler,thisiswhatyou'rehavin'forThanksgivingdinner?What,what,whatisitwithyouandthisholiday?Chandler:Allright,I'mnineyearsold.Ross:Oh,Ihatethisstory.Chandler:WejustfinishedthismagnificentThanksgivingdinner.Ihave-andIrememberthispartvividly-amouthfulofpumpkinpie,andthisisthemomentmyparentschoosetotellmethey'regettingdivorced.magnificentadj.豐盛Rachel:Ohmygod.Chandler:Yes.It'sverydifficulttoappreciateaThanksgivingdinneronceyou'veseenitinreverse.inreverseadv.反過來完全顛倒地[Scene:Thesubway,Joeyspotsagorgeouswomanwaiting.Hegoesuptoher.]spotvt.認出Joey:Uh,hi.Weuh,weusedtoworktogether.Girl:Wedid?Joey:Yeah,atMacy's.YouweretheObsessiongirl,right?IwastheAramisguy.(pretendstospraycologne)Aramis?Aramis?obsessionn.迷住/spraycolognev.噴灑古龍香水/Macy'sisachainofmid-rangeAmericandepartmentstoreswithitsflagshipstoreinHeraldSquare,NewYorkCity,whichhasbeenbilledasthe"world'slargeststore"sincecompletionoftheSeventhAvenueadditionin1924.Thecompanyalsooperatestwoothernationalflagshipstores,atSanFrancisco'sUnionSquareandtheformerMarshallField'sflagshiponStateStreetintheChicagoLoop.Girl:Yeah,right.Joey:Igottatellyou.You'rethebestinthebusiness.Girl:Getout.getout<口>少來Joey:I'mserious.You'reamazing.Youknowwhentospritz,whentolayback.spritzv.噴/laybackv.收回Girl:Really?Youdon'tknowwhatthatmeanstome.Joey:Ooh,yousmellgreattonight.What'reyouwearing?Girl:(provocatively)Nvocativelyadv.煽動地挑釁地Joey:Listen,uh,youwannagogetadrinkorsomething?Girl:Yeah.(shegetsup,noticessomethingbehindJoey)Oh.Joey:What'swrong?Girl:Ijustremembered,Ihavetodosomething.Joey:Oh.What?Girl:Um,leave.Joey:Wait,wait,wait!(Joeyturnsaroundandseeshisfaceonaposterinthesubway.Thepostersays:WhatMarioisn'ttellingyou...V.D.,youneverknowwhomighthaveit.AvarietyofscenesareshownwiththeposterdisplayedalloverNewYorkCity.)VDabbr.venerealdisease性病[Scene:CentralPerk,Joeyenters,amongstsnickersfromthegang.]amongstprep.在...之中/snickern.竊笑Joey:SoIguessyouallsawit.Rachel:Sawwhat?Phoebe:No,wewerejustlaughing.Youknow,howlaughtercanbeinfectious.infectiousadj.有傳染性的有感染力的[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,Joeyenters,upset.]Joey:SetanotherplaceforThanksgiving.MyentirefamilythinksIhaveVD.Chandler:Tonight,onaveryspecialBlossom.blossomn.花開花CommercialBreak[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,MonicaiscookingThanksgivingdinner.Chandlerisstandinginthedoorway,notwantingtoparticipateinthefestivities.]doorwayn.門口Monica:Mmm,lookinggood.Ok,cider'smulling,turkey'sturking,yamsareyamming.(noticesRossisdepressed)What?cidern.蘋果酒/mullvt.弄碎/yamn.山藥洋芋Ross:Idon'tknow.It'sjustnotthesamewithoutMominthekitchen.Monica:Allright,that'sit.Youknowwhat?Justgetoutofmywayandstopmoping.getoutofthewayv.讓開/mopev.郁悶悶悶不樂Ross:That'scloser.(Rachelenters,excited.)Rachel:Igotthetickets!Igotthetickets!Fivehoursfromnow,shoop,shoop,shoop.Chandler:Oh,youmuststopshooping.Rachel:Ok,I'mgonnagetmystuff.Joey:Chandler,willyoujustcomeinalready?Chandler:No,Iprefertokeepasafedistancefromallthismerriment.merrimentn.歡樂歡笑[eg:Hisstrangenewhairstylewasthecauseofmuchmerriment](PhoebetakesasliceofpumpkinpieandwavesitinfrontofChandler'sface.)Phoebe:Lookout,incomingpumpkinpie!Chandler:Ok,wealllaughedwhenyoudiditwiththestuffing,butthat'snotfunnyanymore.stuffingn.填塞料(Chandlerleaves.)Joey:Hey,Monica,Igotaquestion.Idon'tseeanytatertots.tatern.potato/totn.少量一口/TaterTots,alsoknownas"Tots",aregisteredtrademarkforacommercialformofhashbrowns,isaside-dishmadefromdeep-fried,grated(adj.捏碎的)potatoes.TaterTotsarewidelyrecognizedfortheircrispiness,cylindrical(adj.圓柱的)shapeandsmallsize.Monica:That'snotaquestion.Joey:Butmymomalwaysmakesthem.It'slikeatradition.Yougetalittlepieceofturkeyonyourfork,alittlecranberrysauce,andatot!It'sbadenoughIcan'tbewithmyfamilybecauseofmydisease.cranberrysaucen.酸果曼沙司Monica:Allright,fine.Tonight'spotatoeswillbebothmashedwithlumps,andintheformoftots.mashv.搗碎Ross:Ok,I'mofftotalktomyunbornchild.(Rossgrabsforsomefood,Monicaslapshishandaway.)Monica:Ah!Ross:Ok,Momneverhit.(Rossexits.)Phoebe:(stirringpot)Ok,alldone.stirv.攪拌Monica:What,Phoebe,didyouwhipthepotatoes?Rossneedslumps!Phoebe:Oh,I'msorry,oh,Ijust,Ithoughtwecouldhavethemwhippedandthenaddsomepeasandonions.pean.豌豆/onionn.洋蔥Monica:Whywouldwedothat?Phoebe:Well,'causethenthey'dbelikemymomusedtomakethem,youknow,beforeshedied.Monica:Ok,threekindsofpotatoescomingup.Rachel:Ok,good-byeyouguys.Thanksforeverything.(shestartstoleave,andhitseveryonewithherskis)Oh,sorry!Oh,sorry!skin.滑雪板(Chandlerenters,running.)Chandler:Themostunbelievablethinghashappened.Underdoghasjustgottenaway.Joey:Theballoon?balloonn.氣球Chandler:No,no,theactualcartooncharacter.Ofcoursetheballoon.It'salloverthenews.RightbeforehereachedMacy's,hebrokefreeandwasspottedflyingoverWashingtonSquareWashingtonSquareParkisoneofthebest-knownofNewYorkCity's1,700publicparks.At9.75acres(39,000m2),itisamajorlandmarkintheManhattanneighborhoodofGreenwichVillage,aswellasRachel:Ican't,Igottago.Chandler:Comeon.An80-footinflatabledogletlooseoverthecity.Howoftendoesthathappen?inflatableadj.膨脹的充氣的/letloosev.釋放放出Phoebe:Almostnever.Monica:Gotthekeys?Rachel:Ok.(Everyoneleavestheapartment.)[Scene:CarolandSusan's,Rossispreparingtotalktoherbelly.]Carol:Anytimeyou'reready.Ross:Ok,ok,herewego.(hecrouchesdownnearherstomach)Ok,whereamItalkingto,here?Imean,uh,well,thereisonewaythatseemstoofferacertainacousticaladvantage,but...crouchvi.蹲伏/acousticaladj.聽覺的聲學的Carol:Justaimforthebump.bumpn.隆起處Ross:Ok,ok,ok,ok,heregoes.Youknow,I,youknow,can'tdothis.Uh,thisistooweird.Ifeelstupid.Carol:Sodon'tdoit,it'sfine.Youdon'thavetodoitjustbecauseSusandoesit.Ross:(quicklytalking)Hello,baby.Hello,hello.[Scene:MonicaandRachel's,thegroupiscomingbackfromtheroof.]Rachel:Ilovedthemomentwhenyoufirstsawthegiantdogshadowalloverthepark.Phoebe:Yeah,butdidtheyhavetoshoothimdown?Imean,thatwasjustmean.meanadj.卑劣的Monica:Ok,rightaboutnowtheturkeyshouldbecrispyontheoutside,juicyontheinside.Whyarewestandinghere?Rachel:We'rewaitingforyoutoopenthedoor.Yougotthekeys.Monica:NoIdon't.Rachel:Yes,youdo.Whenweleft,yousaid,"gotthekeys."Monica:NoIdidn't.Iasked,"gottheke-eys?"Rachel:No,no,no,yousaid,"gotthekeys".Chandler:Doeitherofyouhavethekeys?Monica:(panicked)Theovenison.ovenn.烤箱Rachel:Oh,Igottagetmyticket!Joey:Wait,wait,wehaveacopyofyourkey.Monica:Wellthengetit,getit!Joey:Thattonewillnotmakemegoanyfaster.Monica:(angry)Joey!Joey:Thatonewill.(Joeyleavestogetthecopyofthekey.)[Scene:CarolandSusan's,Carolisreading,Rossistalkingtoherstomach.]Ross:Andeveryone'stellingme,yougottapickamajor,yougottapickamajor.So,onadare,Ipickedpaleontology.AndyouhavenoideawhatI'msaying,because,let'sfaceit,you'reafetus.You'rejusthappyyoudon'thavegillsanymore.paleontologyn.古生物學/fetusn.<美>胎兒/gilln.(魚的)鰓Carol:Look,youdon'thavetotalktoit.Youcansingtoitifyouwant.Ross:Oh,please.Iamnotsingingtoyourstomach,ok?(Susanenters.)Susan:Hi,how'sitgoin?Ross:Shh!(singing)Herewecome,walkin'downthestreet,getthefunniestlooksfromeveryonewemeet.Hey,hey!(toCarol)Hey,uh,didyoujustfeelthat?Carol:Idid.Ross:Doesitalways,uh--?Carol:No,nothatwasthefirst.Susan:Keepsinging!Keepsinging!Ross:(singing)Hey,hey,you'remybaby,andIcan'twaittomeetyou.WhenyoucomeoutI'llbuyyouabagel,andthenwe'llgotothezoo.bageln.白吉餅Susan:Ifeltit!Ross:(singin)Hey,hey,I'myourdaddy.I'mtheonewithoutanybreasts.[Scene:TheHallway,Joeyhasatrayfullofkeys,andistryingeachoneinthelock.]Joey:Nope,notthatone.Monica:Canyougoanyfasterwiththat?Joey:Hey,Igotonekeyholeandaboutazillionkeys.Youdothemath.keyholen.鎖眼Monica:Whydoyouguyshavesomanykeysinthereanyway?Chandler:(sarcastic)Foranemergencyjustlikethis.Rachel:(grabsChandlerbytheshirt)Allright,listen,smirky.Ifitwasn'tforyouandyourstupidballoon,Iwouldbeonaplanewatchingawomandothis(makesagesturelikeastewardesspointingoutexits)rightnow.ButI'mnot.smirkvi.嘻嘻作笑/stewardessn.女乘務員Monica:Iswearyousaidyouhadthekeys.Rachel:No,Ididn't.Iwouldn'tsayIhadthekeysunlessIhadthekeys,andIobviouslydidn'thavethekeys.Phoebe:Ooh,ok,that'sit.Enoughwiththekeys.Noonesaykeys.(Shortpause.)Monica:WhywouldIhavethekeys?Rachel:Asidefromthefactthatyousaidyouhadthem?asidefromadv.除...之外Monica:ButIdidn't.Rachel:Well,youshouldhave.Monica:Why?Rachel:Because!Monica:Why?Rachel:Because!Monica:Why?Becauseeverythingismyresponsibility?Isn'titenoughthatI'mmakingThanksgivingdinnerforeveryone?Youknow,everyonewantsadifferentkindofpotatoes,soI'mmakingdifferentkindsofpotatoes.DoesanybodycarewhatkindofpotatoesIwant?Nooooo,no,no!(startingtocry)JustaslongasPhoebegetsherpeasandonions,andMariogetshistots,andit'smyfirstThanksgiving,andit'sallburned,and,andI...I...Chandler:Ok,Monica,onlydogscanhearyounow,so,look,thedoor'sopen.Herewego.(Theywalkin.Smokefillstheapartment.)Monica:Well,theturkey'sburnt.(checkingpots)Potatoesareruined,potatoesareruined,potatoesareruined.(Rossenters,singing.)Ross:Herewecome,walkin'downthe—thisdoesn'tsmelllikeMom's.Monica:No,itdoesn't,doesit?Butyouwantedlumps,Ross?(picksupthepanofbadlyburntpotatoes)Well,hereyougo,buddy,yagotone.pann.平底鍋Rachel:Oh,god,thisisgreat!Theplaneisgone,soitlookslikeI'mstuckherewithyouguys.Joey:Hey,weallhadbetterplans.Thiswasnobody'sfirstchoice.Monica:Oh,really?SowhywasIbustingmyasstomakethisdeliciousThanksgivingdinner?bustone’sass<口>拼了老命Joey:Youcallthatdelicious?(allshouting)Monica:Stopit,stopit,stopit!Chandler:NowthisfeelslikeThanksgiving.(Timelapse.Everyoneisupsetwitheachother.Phoebeisatthewindow.)Phoebe:Ooh.Rachel:What?Phoebe:UglyNakedGuy'stakinghisturkeyoutoftheoven.Ohmygod.He'snotalone.UglyNakedGuy'shavingThanksgivingdinnerwithUglyNakedGal(Theyallr