可憐的小約翰是遲到大王，每天不是被鱷魚吃了手套，就是被獅子咬破褲子。可老師不相信會有這種事情，還給了小約翰嚴厲的懲罰。直到一天，老師自己也碰到了奇怪的事兒~2JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessysetofalongtheroadtolearn.Onthewayacrocodilecameoutofadrainandgotholdofhis

satchel.JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessypulledandpulledbutthecrocodilewouldnotlet

go.Hethrewagloveintotheairandthecrocodilesnappedatthegloveandletgoofthesatchel.JohnPatrick

Norman

McHennessyhurriedalongtheroadtolearn

but

thecrocodilehadmadehim

late."JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy,youarelateandwhereisyourother

glove?""Iamlate,Sir,becauseonthewayacrocodilecameoutofadrainandgotholdofmysatchel,andwouldonlyletgowhenIthrewmyglove,whichhe

ate.""Therearenocrocodileslivinginthedrainsaroundhere.Youaretostayinlateandwriteout300times,'ImustnottellliesaboutcrocodilesandImustnotlosemy

glove.'"SoJohnPatrickNormanMcHennessystayedinlateandwroteout300times,"ImustnottellliesaboutcrocodilesandImustnotlosemy

glove."JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedoffalongtheroadtolearn.Butonthewayalioncameoutofthebushesandtorehis

trousers.Hemanagedtoclimbupatree.Hestayedupthetreeuntilthelionlostinterestinhimandwentaway.JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedoffalongtheroadtolearnbuthewaslatebecauseofthe

lion."Youarelateagain,JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy,andyouhavetornyour

trousers.""Iamlate,Sir,becauseonthewayherealionjumpedoutofthebushesandtoremytrousersandIhadtoclimbatreeandwaituntilthelionwent

away.""Therearenosuchthingsaslionsinthebushesaroundhere.Youaretostayinthecornerandsayoutloud400times,'ImustnottellliesaboutlionsandImustnottearmytrousers.'"JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessystoodinthecornerandsaidoutloud400times,"ImustnottellliesaboutlionsandImustnottearmy

trousers."JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedoffalongtheroadto

learn.Butontheway,ashewascrossingthebridgeovertheriver,ahugetidalwaveswepthimoffhis

feet.Hemanagedtoclingontotherailuntilthewavehadpassedandthewaterhadgone

down.JohnPatrickNorman

McHennessyhurriedalongtheroadtolearnbuthewas

latebecauseofthetidal

wave."Youarelateagain,JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy,andyourclothesarewet.""Iamlate,Sir,becauseonmywayhere,asIwascrossingthebridge,atidalwavesweptmeoffmyfeetandmademewetandIhadtoclingontotherailuntilthewaterwentdown.""Therearenosuchthingsastidalwavesintheriversaroundherethatsweeppeopleoffthebridge.Youwillbelockedinuntilyouhavewrittendown500times,'ImustnottellliesabouttidalwavesintheriverandImustnotgetmyclotheswet.'AndifyoukeeptellingtheseliesandbeinglateImayhavetohityouwithmy

stick."SoJohnPatrickNormanMcHennessywaslockedinuntilhehadwrittendown500times,"ImustnottellliesabouttidalwavesintheriverandImustnotgetmyclothes

wet."JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedoffalongtheroadto

learn.Onthewaynothinghappenedandhewasabletobeon

time."JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy,Iambeingheldupintheroofbyagreatbighairygorilla.Youaretogetmedownat

once.""Therearenosuchthingsasgreatbighairygorillasintheroofsaroundhere,

Sir."AndsoJohnPatrickNormanMcHennessysetoffalongtheroadtolearn.JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy

setoffalongtheroadto

learn.約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

走路去上學。Onthewayacrocodilecameoutof

adrainandgotholdofhis

satchel.他走著走著，突然下水道里鉆出一只鱷魚，一口咬住他的書包。JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessypulledandpulledbutthecrocodilewouldnotlet

go.約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

用力一直拉，一直拉，但是鱷魚不肯松口。Hethrewagloveintotheairandthecrocodilesnappedatthegloveand

letgoofthe

satchel.他把一只手套拋向空中，鱷魚立刻放了書包，急著去搶手套。JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedalongtheroadtolearnbut

thecrocodilehadmadehim

late.約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

急急忙忙趕去上學，但這只鱷魚害得他遲到了。，"JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy,

youarelateandwhereisyourother

glove?"“約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫，你遲到了，還有你的另一只手套哪里去了？”"Iamlate,Sir,becauseonthewayacrocodilecameoutofadrainandgotholdofmysatchel,andwouldonlyletgowhenIthrewmyglove,whichheate.""老師，我遲到是因為路上有一只鱷魚從下水道里鉆出來，咬著我的書包不放。我扔一只手套給他，它吃了我的手套，才放了我的書包。”"Therearenocrocodileslivinginthedrainsaroundhere.Youaretostayinlateandwriteout300times,'ImustnottellliesaboutcrocodilesandImustnotlosemy

glove.'"“這附近的下水道哪里會有什么鱷魚！下課后，你給我留下來，罰寫三百遍，“我不可以說有鱷魚的慌，也不可以把手套弄丟。”SoJohnPatrickNormanMcHennessystayedinlateandwroteout300

times,"ImustnottellliesaboutcrocodilesandImustnotlosemy

glove."于是，約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

留下來寫了三百遍“我不可以說有鱷魚的謊，也不可以把手套弄丟。”JohnPatrickNorman

McHennessyhurriedoffalongtheroadto

learn.約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

急急忙忙地走路去上學。Butonthewayalioncameoutof

thebushesandtorehis

trousers.他走著走著，突然樹叢里鉆出一只獅子，一口咬破了他的褲子。Hemanagedtoclimbupatree.

Hestayedupthetreeuntilthelionlostinterestinhimandwent

away.他好不容易爬到一棵樹上，在樹上一直等到獅子對他不感興趣，走開了，他才下來。33JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedoffalongtheroadtolearn

buthewaslatebecauseofthe

lion.約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

急急忙忙趕去上學，但這只獅子害得他又遲到了。"Youarelateagain,JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy,andyou

havetornyour

trousers."“約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫，你又遲到了！還有，你的褲子怎么破了？”"Iamlate,Sir,becauseonthewayherealionjumpedoutofthebushesandtoremytrousersandIhadtoclimbatreeandwaituntilthelionwent

away."“老師，我遲到是因為路上有一只獅子從樹叢里鉆出來，把我的褲子咬破了。我不得不爬到樹上，等他走開。”"Therearenosuchthingsaslionsinthebushesaroundhere.Youaretostayinthecornerandsayoutloud400times,

'ImustnottellliesaboutlionsandImustnottearmy

trousers.'"“這附近的樹叢里哪里會有什么獅子！你給我到墻角罰站，大聲說四百遍：”我不可以說有獅子的慌，也不可以把褲子弄破。”JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessystoodinthecornerandsaidoutloud400times,"ImustnottellliesaboutlionsandImustnottearmy

trousers."于是，約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

站在墻角，大聲說了四百遍，“我不可以說有獅子的謊，也不可以把褲子弄破。”JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedoffalongtheroadto

learn.約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

急急忙忙地走路去上學。Butontheway,ashewascrossingthebridgeovertheriver,ahugetidal

waveswepthimoffhis

feet.他走著走著，過橋時，突然一個巨浪打來，他兩腳沒站穩，眼看就要被水沖走了。Hemanagedtoclingontothe

railuntilthewavehadpassedandthewaterhadgone

down.他好不容易抓住橋上的欄桿，一直等到巨浪平息，水也退了。JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessyhurriedalongtheroadtolearnbut

hewaslatebecauseofthetidal

wave.約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫

急急忙忙趕去上學，但這場水災害得他又遲到了。"Youarelateagain,JohnPatrickNormanMcHennessy,andyourclothesare

wet."“約翰·派克·羅門·麥肯錫，你又遲到了！還有，你的衣服怎么濕了？”34"Iamlate,Sir,becauseonmywayhere,asIwascrossingthebridge,atidalwavesweptmeoffmyfeetandmademewetandIhadtoclingontotherailuntilthewaterwent

down."“老師，我遲到是因為我過橋時，一個巨浪沖倒了我，也打濕了我的衣服，我不得不抓緊橋上的欄桿，一直等到水退。”"Therearenosuchthingsastidalwavesintheriversaroundherethatsweeppeopleoffthebridge.You

willbelockedinuntilyouhavewrittendown500times,'ImustnottellliesabouttidalwavesintheriverandImustnotgetmyclothes

wet.'“這附近的小河哪里有什么巨浪會把人沖到橋下去！這次，我要把你關在教室里罰寫五百遍：“我不可以說小河里有巨浪的謊，也不可以弄濕衣服。”AndifyoukeeptellingtheseliesandbeinglateImayhavetohityouwithmy

stick