1/8趣味英語收集隨著英語的漫長發展，在英語語法、口語中，逐漸出現了一種新的模式，這便是人們所說的趣味英語。它代表著特色鮮明的西方文化，同時在人口遷移過程中，與東方文明相碰撞，便增添了更多豐富的內容，有些讓人難以捉摸，有些又讓人禁不住捧腹大笑。趣味句子英語中有很多有趣的句子，它們有些是由同一個詞的不同詞性所造成，有些則是由于同一個詞在句中所擔任的成分不同而造成的，當然還有回文句，對聯等有趣的形式。下面是幾個例句，讓我們來詳細分析一下：1.Nevertroubletroubletilltroubletroublesyou.麻煩沒來找你，就別去自找麻煩。第一、四個trouble是動詞，第二、三個trouble是名詞。2.Ithinkthatthatthatthatthatstudentwroteontheblackboardwaswrong.我認為那個學生寫在黑板上的那個“that”是錯誤的。第一個that是連詞，引起賓語從句；第二、五個that是指示代詞“那個”；第三個that在這兒相當于名詞；第四個that是關系代詞，引起定語從句。3.Iknow.Youknow.Iknowthatyouknow.IknowthatyouknowthatIknow.我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。句子中來來回回只有那幾個詞，卻構成了有著合理語義的完整句子4.Thequickbrownfoxjumpsoveralazydog.那只敏捷的棕色狐貍跳過了一只懶惰的狗。這個句子包含了英語中的26個字母。5.WasitabarorabatIsaw?我看到的是酒吧還是蝙蝠？這是一句回文句，順著讀和倒著讀是一樣的。6.上聯：ToChinaforchina,Chinawithchina,dinneronchina.去中國買瓷器，中國有瓷器，吃飯靠瓷器。下聯：到前門買前門，前門沒前門，后門有前門。這是一副對仗工整、妙趣橫生的英漢對聯。下聯中的第二、四、五個“前門”指“大前門”香煙。7.2Bornot2B,thatisa？這是一種文字簡化游戲。它的意思是：Tobeornottobe,thatisaquestion.(生存還是毀滅，那是一個問題。)通過以上的例句，我們已經初步了解了趣味英語句子的一些特點，下面是我們收集到的其他一些有趣的句子，以此來加深對趣味英語的理解。1.Canyoucanacanasacannercancanacan?你能夠像罐頭工人一樣裝罐頭嗎？2.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon'twishthewishyouwishtowish.我希望夢想著你夢想中的夢想，但是如果你夢想著女巫的夢想，我就不想夢想著你夢想中的夢想。3.Iscream,youscream,weallscreamforice-cream!我叫喊，你叫喊，我們都喊著要冰淇淋!4.Howmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookifagoodcookcouldcookcookies?Agoodcookcouldcookasmuchcookiesasagoodcookwhocouldcookcookies.如果一個好的廚師能做小甜餅，那么他能做多少小甜餅呢？一個好的廚師能做出和其它好廚師一樣多的小甜餅。5.Thedriverwasdrunkanddrovethedoctor'scardirectlyintothedeepditch.這個司機喝醉了，他把醫生的車開進了一個大深溝里。6.Whethertheweatherbefineorwhethertheweatherbenot.Whethertheweatherbecoldorwhethertheweatherbehot，We'llweathertheweatherwhetherwelikeitornot.無論是晴天或是陰天。無論是冷或是暖，不管喜歡與否，我們都要經受風霜雨露。7.PeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers.ApeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked.IfPeterPiperpickedapeckofpickledpeppers,Where'sthepeckofpickledpeppersPeterPiperpicked?彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪兒？8.Ithoughtathought.ButthethoughtIthoughtwasn'tthethoughtIthoughtIthought.IfthethoughtIthoughtIthoughthadbeenthethoughtIthought,Iwouldn'thavethoughtsomuch.我有一種想法，但是我的這種想法不是我曾經想到的那種想法。如果這種想法是我曾經想到的想法，我就不會想那么多了。9.Amidthemistsandcoldestfrosts,Withbarestwristsandstoutestboasts,Hethrustshisfistsagainsttheposts,Andstillinsistsheseestheghosts.霧蒙蒙，冰霜凍，手腕兒空空，話兒涌，只見他猛所拳頭往柱子上砸，直說自己把鬼碰。10.BadminwasabletobeatBillatbilliards,butBillalwaysbeatBadminbadlyatbadminton.巴德明在臺球上能夠打敗比爾，但是打羽毛球比爾常常大敗巴德明。11.Bettybeatabitofbuttertomakeabetterbutter.貝蒂敲打一小塊黃油要做一塊更好的奶油面。12.RitarepeatedwhatReardonrecitedwhenReardonreadtheremarks.當里爾登讀評論時，麗塔重復里爾登背誦的東西。13.Fewfreefruitfliesflyfromflames.沒有幾只果蠅從火焰中飛過去。14.Fifty-fiveflagsfreelyflutterfromthefloatingfrigate.五十五面旗子在輕輕漂浮的戰艦上自由的飄揚。15.Thereisnoneedtolightanightlightonalightnightliketonight，forabrightnightlightisjustlikeaslightlight.像今夜這樣明亮的夜晚，就不需要點一盞夜燈，因為明亮的夜燈也會變得微弱。16.Apleasantpeasantkeepsapleasantpheasantandboththepeasantandthepheasantarehavingapleasanttimetogether.一位和氣的農民養了一只伶俐的野雞，而且這位和氣的農民和這只伶俐的野雞在一起度過了一段很美好的時光。17.Howmanysheetscouldasheetslitterslitifasheetslittercouldslitsheets?如果裁紙機能裁紙的話，一個裁紙機能裁多少張紙呢？18.Mr.SeeownedasawandMr.Soarownedaseesaw.NowSee'ssawsawedSoar'sseesawbeforeSoarsawSee.西先生有一個鋸，薩先生有一個秋千。現在在薩先生看見西先生之前，西先生的鋸鋸斷了薩先生的秋千。19.Ifyou'rekeenonstunningkitesandcunningstunts,buyacunningstunningstuntkite.如果你非常相要好的風箏和精彩的表演，就去買一只漂亮的，靈巧的風箏吧。20.TedsentFredtenhensyesterdaysoFred'sfreshbreadisreadyalready.特德昨天給弗萊德送去了十只母雞，所以弗萊德的新鮮面包已經準備好了。21.AFinnishfishernamedFisherfailedtofishanyfishoneFridayafternoonandfinallyhefoundoutabigfissureinhisfishingnet.一個名叫費希爾的芬蘭漁民在一個星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何魚，結果他民現他的漁網上有一個大裂口。22.Franc'sfatherisfryingFrenchfriesforhisfivefire-fighterfriendsaftertheyfinishedafire-fightinginafactory.在結束對一家工廠的滅火戰斗以后，弗蘭克的父親在為他的五個消防隊員朋友炸制法式土豆。英語歇后語歇后語是人們在生活實踐中創造的一種特殊語言形式，是一種短小、風趣、形象的語句。它由前后兩部分組成：前一部分起“引子”作用，像謎語，后一部分起“后襯”的作用，像謎底，自然貼切。但歇后語不僅存在于漢語，英語中同樣也有，可是英語中一些歇后語的字面意思，有時候讓人十分捉摸不透，下面的句子就是很好的證明。Badnewshaswings.好事不出門，壞事傳千里。Barkingdogsseldombite.吠犬不咬人。Beautyliesinthelove‘seyes.情人眼里出西施。Beswifttohear,slowtospeak.聽宜敏捷，言宜緩行。Betterlatethannever.不怕慢，單怕站。Bettertoaskthewaythangoastray.問路總比迷路好。Betweenfriendsalliscommon.朋友之間不分彼此。Birdsofafeatherflocktogether.物以類聚，人以群分。Bloodisthickerthanwater.血濃于水。Bloodwillhaveblood.血債血償。Booksandfriendsshouldbefewbutgood.讀書如交友，應求少而精。Businessisbusiness.公事公辦。Businessisthesaltoflife.事業是人生的第一需要。Byreadingweenrichthemind,byconversationwepolishit.讀書使人充實，交談使人精明。Cannotseethewoodforthetrees.一葉障目，不見泰山。Careanddiligencebringluck.謹慎和勤奮才能抓住機遇。Cautionistheparentofsafety.小心駛得萬年船。Cheatsneverprosper.騙人發不了財。Childrenarewhatthemothersare.耳濡目染，身教言傳。Chooseanauthorasyouchooseafriend.擇書如擇友。Comewhatmay,heavenwon‘tfall.做你的吧，天塌不下來。Complacencyistheenemyofstudy.學習的敵人是自己的滿足。Confidenceinyourselfisthefirststepontheroadtosuccess.自信是走向成功的第一步。Constantdrippingwearsawayastone.水滴石穿，繩鋸木斷。Contentisbetterthanriches.知足者常樂。Countone‘schickensbeforetheyarehatched.蛋未孵先數雛。Courtesyononesideonlylastsnotlong.來而不往非禮也。Creepbeforeyouwalk.循序漸進。Cryforthemoon.海底撈月。Customisasecondnature.習慣是后天養成的。Custommakesallthingseasy.有個好習慣，事事皆不難。Diamondcutsdiamond.強中自有強中手。DoastheRomansdo.入鄉隨俗。Doasyouwouldbedoneby.己所不欲，勿施于人。Doingisbetterthansaying.與其掛在嘴上，不如落實在行動上。Doitnow.機不可失，時不再來。Donothingbyhalves.凡事不可半途而廢。Don‘tclaimtoknowwhatyoudon‘tknow.不要不懂裝懂。Don‘thavetoomanyironsinthefire.不要攬事過多。Don‘tmakeamountainoutofamolehill.不要小題大做。Don‘tputofftilltomorrowwhatshouldbedonetoday.今日事，今日畢。Don‘tputthecartbeforethehorse.不要本末倒置。Don‘ttroubletroubleuntiltroubletroublesyou.不要自找麻煩。Don‘ttrytoteachyourgrandmothertosuckeggs.不要班門弄斧。Dowellandhavewell.善有善報。英語繞口令繞口令是一種語言游戲。學說英語繞口令，無論從練習口齒的伶俐性還是了解英語語言的特點來說，都是一個極好的素材。繞口令是多少代人創作、提煉、升華而成的，可以說是群眾集體智慧的結晶。因此，美國人所說的繞口令，也不乏有看了或讀來令人忍俊不禁的佳句。例如：1.Abigblackbearsatonabigblackbug.

2.Abigblackbugbitabigblackbearandmadethebigblackbearbleedblood.

3.Abigblackbugbitabigblackdogonhisbigblacknose!

4.Aloyalwarriorwillrarelyworrywhywerule.

5.Anoiseannoysanoyster,butanoisynoiseannoysanoystermore!

6.AnnandAndy'sanniversaryisinApril.

7.Bakebigbatchesofbitterbrownbread.

8.Bigblackbugsbleedblueblackbloodbutbabyblackbugsbleedblueblood.

9.Blackbackground,brownbackground.

10.Blake'sblackbike'sbackbrakebracketblockbroke.

11.Bluegluegun,greengluegun.

12.Caution:WideRightTurns

13.EachEasterEddieeatseightyEastereggs.

14.Elizabethhaselevenelvesinherelmtree.

15.Elizabeth'sbirthdayisonthethirdThursdayofthismonth

16.Freshfriedfish,Fishfreshfried,Friedfishfresh,Fishfriedfresh.

17.Freshlyfriedfreshflesh

18.Greenglassglobesglowgreenly.

19.Hethrewthreeballs.

20.Hethrewthreefreethrows.

21.Here'saneasygametoplay.Here'saneasythingtosay:

22.HowmanycookiescouldagoodcookcookIfagoodcookcouldcookcookies?Agoodcookcouldcookasmuchcookiesasagoodcookwhocouldcookcookies.

23.Howmaysawscouldasee-sawsawifasee-sawcouldsawsaws?

24.Howmuchoilboilcanagumboilboilifagumboilcanboiloil?

25.Ithoughtathought.ButthethoughtIthoughtwasn'tthethoughtIthoughtIthought.IfthethoughtIthoughtIthoughthadbeenthethoughtIthought,Iwouldn'thavethoughtsomuch.

26.IwishIwerewhatIwaswhenIwishedIwerewhatIam.

27.Iwishtowishthewishyouwishtowish,butifyouwishthewishthewitchwishes,Iwon'twishthewishyouwishtowish.

28.Iwishyouwereafishinmydish

29.Iftwowitcheswouldwatchtwowatches,whichwitchwouldwatchwhichwatch?

30.Ifyounoticethisnotice,youwillnoticethatthisnoticeisnotworthnoticing.

31.It'snotthecoughthatcarriesyouoff,it'sthecoffintheycarryyouoffin!

32.Littleredlorry

33.MissSmith'sfish-sauceshopseldomsellsshellfish.

34.Nevertroubleabouttroubleuntiltroubletroublesyou!

35.Nothingisworththousandsofdeaths.

36.PickypeoplepickPeterPanPeanutButter.PeterPanPeanutisthepeanutpickypeoplepick.

37.Ripewhitewheatreapersreapripewhitewheatright.

38.Shesaidsheshouldsit.

39.Shesellsseashellsontheseashore.Theseashellsshesellsareseashellssheissure.

40.Shutuptheshuttersandsitintheshop.

41.Sillysheepweepandsleep.

42.Sixshiningcities,sixshiningcities,sixshiningcities.

43.Sixsicksea-serpentsswamthesevenseas.

44.SixsleekswansswamswiftlySouthwards

45.Stupidsuperstition!

46.Thebatterwiththebutteristhebatterthatisbetter!

47.ThegreatGreekgrapegrowersgrowgreatGreekgrapes.

48.Thesoldier'sshouldersurelyhurts!

49.Therethosethousandthinkerswerethinkinghowdidtheotherthreethievesgothrough.

50.There'sasandwichonthesandwhichwassentbyasanewitch.

51.Twotinytigerstaketwotaxistotown.

52.Verywell,verywell,verywell...

53.Whatnoiseannoysanoystermost?Anoisynoiseannoysanoystermost.

54.Willie'sreallyweary.趣味英語短文英語短文閱讀是考查我們英語運用水平的重要途徑，與我們的完形填空、閱讀理解題息息相關，我們可以從英語短文中學會很多新單詞，也可以加深對短語和句子的理解，幫助記憶。下面的這些英語小短文，都十分有趣，希望可以培養我們對英語的興趣，從而幫助我們更好地學習英語。HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"YourHonor,Iwanttobringtoyourattentionhowunfairitisformyclienttobeaccusedoftheft.HearrivedinNewYorkCityaweekagoandbarelyknewhiswayaround.What'smore,heonlyspeaksafewwordsofEnglish."Thejudgelookedatthedefendantandasked,"HowmuchEnglishcanyouspeak?"Thedefendantlookedupandsaid,"Givemeyourwallet!" "法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。"法官看了看被告，問道："你會說多少英文？"被告抬起頭，說："把你的錢包給我！"PeanutsAguygoestovisithisgrandmaandhebringshisfriendwithhim.Whilehe'stalkingtohisgrandma,hisfriendstartseatingthepeanutsonthecoffeetable,andfinishesthemoff.Asthey'releaving,hisfriendsaystohisgrandma,"Thanksforthepeanuts."Sh