1、 有趣的英語小學生笑話兒童的有趣英語小笑話A lady walked into a hat shop,The shopkeeper smiled said, Good afternoon,madam.Good afternoon,the lady is a green hat with red flowers and blue laces on it in your you please take it out of there.Yes madam,the shopkeeper will be very pleased to do that for you.Do you want it in

2、a box,madam,he asked,or will you wear itOh I dont want it,she only wanted you to take it out of your pass your shop every day,and I hate to see the ugly thing there!綠帽一天一位女士走進一家帽店。店主微笑著說：下午好，夫人。下午好，女士回答，櫥窗里有一頂綠帽子，上面有紅色的花和藍色的葉子，是否請你把她拿下來。好的，夫人，店主說，樂意為你效勞。你是想要把它裝在盒子里，夫人他問，還是要戴上它哦，我不想要它，她回答道，我只是要你把它從櫥窗

3、里拿走，我每天都從你店前經過，我討厭看見那難看的東西在那兒放著。幼兒英語笑話參考Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didnt do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor, the doctor gave him a pill and told him to take it before he w

4、ent to bed. Tom slept well, and in fact, beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. Boss, he said, The pill actually worked! Thats all fine said the boss, But where were you yesterday湯姆早上老起不來，所以上班總是遲到。他的老板非常生氣，警告他如果他不能有所改善的話就炒他的魷魚。于是，湯姆去看醫生，醫生給了他一顆藥丸并告訴

5、他要在睡覺前服下這顆藥。湯姆照醫生的話做了，睡得非常之好，事實上，他在早上鬧鐘響之前就起來了。湯姆從容不迫地吃完早餐，然后興高采烈地開車上班去了。 老板，湯姆說，那藥真管用，我的睡眠好極了! 是夠管用的，老板說，問題是，昨天你人哪去了幽默的英語笑話Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to

6、leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year.Hes a good boy, said Jacks father, and if you let him pass this time, Im sure hell improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of i

7、t really well.No, no, thats quite impossible, replied the professor immediately. Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didnt know!Please, sir, give him another chance, said Jacks father. You see, Im afraid we dont take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill.拿破侖病了杰克到一所大學去學歷史。第一學期結束時，歷史課教授沒讓他及格。學校讓他退學。然而，杰克的父親決定去見教授，強烈要求讓杰克繼續來年的學業。他是個好孩子，杰克的父親說：您要是讓他這次及格，我相信他明年會有