1、山東省中考英語模擬卷友情提示：1 .本試題分第I卷和第n卷兩部分。第I卷75分，第n卷45分，共120分，考試時間為120分鐘；2 .請在答卷前先把自己的姓名、準考證號涂寫在試卷和答題紙上。考試結束時，試題和答題紙一并收回；3 .請將卷I選擇題答案用2B鉛筆涂在答題紙相應題號處，一定要看清題號并且涂得清楚。第I卷（共75分）一、聽力部分（每小題1分，計25分）(一)聽句子，選擇適當答語，每個句子讀兩遍。()1.A.Yes,please.B.Yes,I'dlovetoC.No,Ididn't.()2.A.Thankyou.B.It'snotgood.C.Thesameto

2、you()3.A.Nevermind.B.I'msorrytohearthat.C.It'smypleasure.()4.A.Goodidea.B.Youaresofunny.C.Don'tworry.()5.A.Becareful.B.Goodluck.C.That'sOK.(二)聽句子，選擇與句子內容相對應的圖畫。每個句子讀兩遍。（三）聽對話和問題，選擇能回答問題的正確答案。對話和問題讀兩遍。()9.What'stheweatherliketomorrow?A.It'srainyB.It'scloudyC.Itwarm.()10.Ho

3、wmanypeoplewenttothefilm?A. Two.B. Four.C. Six.()11.Whatcanweknowfromthedialogue?A. Thewomanlikestravelling.B. Thewomancan'tspeakEnglish.C. Thewomanisworriedaboutherson.()12.Whatisthemothersopinion?A. Tobeinthebank.B.ToworkatTVstation.C.Totravelwithher.()13.WhatsubjectisTomgoodat?A.Chinese.B.Mat

4、hs.C.English.()14.Whowillthewomanmeet?A.Someclassmates.B.Anforeigner.C.Heruncleandaunt.(四)聽對話，根據對話內容選擇每個問題的最佳答案，對話和問題讀兩遍。聽第一段對話，回答15、16、17小題。t work.()15.What'swrongwJtm?A.Hehurtshisleg.B.HiscomputerdoesnC.He'sgotaheadache.()16.Howlonghashebeenlikethis?A.SincelastSaturday.B.Sinceyesterdaymorn

5、ing.C.Twodaysago.()17.WhatwillJimdo?A.Hewouldhavesomewater.B. Heshouldtakesomemedicine.C. He'dbetterstayathomeandhaveagoodrest.聽第二段對話，回答18、19、20小題。()18.WherecanKateaskhisclassmatestogo?A.Theplayground.B.Hishouse.C.Hisbirthdayparty.()19.HowaretheygoingtogotoMountTai?()20.Whowillgowiththestudents?

6、A.Theircoach.B.Twodoctors.C.Headteacher.五、請聽一段文字，根據所聽內容完成表格信息，每空一詞。文章讀兩遍.(5分)InformationFormIwassix.Iwasaskedto1apoem.Ilikedthefeel.Whenpeople2tome.Sincemymain3havealwaysbeenreading,writingandacting.Idoallthree.Iwriteplays,poemsand4.IfIdid,I'dread_5book.注意：聽力測試結束后，請將本題答案填寫在答題紙相應的位置上。二、單項選擇(共10小題

7、；每小題1分，滿分10分)從下列各題所給的A、B、CD四個選項中，選出可以填入空白處的最佳選項。()21.Mum,IlikeyellowT-shirt.Couldyoubuyoneforme?A.theB.aC.anD./()22.Moreandmorepeoplepreferwitheachotherathomeratherthanoutforaseeingonpublicholiday.A.talk,goB.totalk,togoC.talk,togoD.totalk,go()23.-Thoughmydogforthreemonths,Isometimesseehiminmydream.-

8、I'msorrytohearyourpetdoghasdied.A.hasdied,whenB.hasbeendead,thatC.died,whichD.wasdead,what()24.Theclubpublishesastudy,ofthewomenonlineshopping.A.twothird,enjoysB.twothird,enjoyC.twothirds,enjoysD.twothirds,enjoy()25.-Sandy,weanactorfortheactionplay.youplayKungFu?-Sorry,Ican't.A.need,CanB.hav

9、e,MustC.ask,NeedD.need,May()26.-Isreadinggoodhabit?-Yes.Everyoneinmyclasstodomorereadingintheirtime.A.areencouragedB.isencouragedC.areencouragingD.encourages()27.Weallliketheguide,shealwaysspeaksaway.A.in,friendB.with,friendshipC.in,friendlyD.on,friends()28.MaryJohnhasbeentotheGreatWallbefore,butthe

10、yknowalotaboutit.A.Either,orB.Both,andC.Neither,norD.Notonly,butalso()29.-Couldyoutellme?-Sure.YoucantakethebusNO.K2.A. howtoVegetableScienceandTechFairB. whereisVegetableScienceandTechFairC. whereVegetableScienceandTechFairwasD. whereVegetableScienceandTechFairis()30.-Whydon'tyoujoinanEnglishla

11、nguageclubtopracticespeakingEnglish?A. It s my pleasureC. That ' s all right三、完形填空（共 10小題；每小題 閱讀下面的短文，掌握其大意，然后從B. That s a good ideaD. Take it easy1分，滿分10分）A、B、C D四個選項中選出最佳選項。Onedayattheendoftheclass,awiseteachertoldeachofherstudentstobringaplasticbagandabagofpotatoestoschool.Thenextdayshe31hers

12、tudents,“Fromtodayon,foreverypersonyoudon'tlikeinyourlives,youcanchooseapotato,writetheperson'snameandthedateitandthenputitintheplasticbag."Dayafterday,someofthestudents'33bagsswerereethentoldtocarrythisbagwiththemeverywheretheywentforaweek.Theywouldputitinsidetheirquilts34,onthesea

13、tswhensittinginacaroronabus,andnexttotheirdesksatschool.Thedayscarryingthebagaroundwiththemmadestudentsgettoknow35aweighttheywerecarryingintheirminds.They36payattentiontoitallthetimesothattheywouldn'tforgetit.Astimepassedby,thepotatoeswentbadand37terrible.Theyalltriedtogetridofthem.Toooftenwethi

14、nkoftolerance(寬容)asagiftto38people,anditclearlyisforourselves!Ifwechoosetokeepoursadnessandhateinour39,wewillhavetocarrythemaroundallourlives.Doyouthinkyouhavegot40fromthewiseteacherandwhatsheaskedherstudentstodo?()31.A.askedB.toldC.saidD.saw()32.A.inB.atC.onD.with()33.A.heavyB.strongC.lightD.big()3

15、4.A.inthemorningB.intheafternoonC.duringthedayD.atnight()35.A.whenB.whatC.howD.which()36.A.areallowedB.madeoutC.hadtoD.neededto()37.A.soundedB.tastedC.smeltD.felt()38.A.anotherB.otherC.theotherD.others()39.A.handsB.eyesC.stomachsD.hearts()40.A.anythingB.nothingC.somebodyD.anybody四、閱讀理解（共15題；每小題2分，滿分

16、30分）閱讀下列短文，從每題所給的A、B、C、D四個選項中選出能完成句子或回答問題的最佳選項。ADoyouwanttodowellinexams?Sometimesyourknowledgeisnotenough,youalsoneedgoodstrategies.Herearesomeforyou:Beforeyouanswerthequestions,ifyoufeelalittlenervous,takeafewdeepbreathstohelpyourelax.Alwaysreadthequestioncarefullyandmakesurethatyouunderstandit.Re

17、aditafewtimesifpossible.Findouthowmucheachquestionisworthorhowmanypointsyouneed.Ifitaskstogiveoneanswer,onlywriteone.Ifthereisadifficultquestion,don'tworry.Goontothenextquestionandcomebacktoitifyouhavetimelater.Trynottoleavequestionsunansweredwhenyoufinishthetest.Sometimesaguessmaygetyourpoints.

18、Whenyoufinish,gobackandcheckyouranswers.Youwillneedtocheckyourwritingorspellingmistakes.()41.Fromthepassage,weknowwecantohelpourselvesrelaxifwefeelalittlenervous.A.tellourselvesnottobenervousB.asktheteacherforhelpC.gooutforawalkD.takeafewdeepbreaths()42.Tomakesureweunderstandthequestion,wehadbetter.

19、A.readitfastB.readittillwefinishitC.readitafewtimesifpossibleD.readitslowly()43.Whenwefinishansweringallthequestions,weneedto.A.handinatonceB.checkspellingmistakesC.worryaboutourpointsD.checkwithclassmates()44.WhichofthefollowingisNOTtrueaccordingtothepassage?A. Findouthowmanypointsweneedorhowmuchea

20、chquestionisworth.B. Trynottoleavequestionsunansweredwhenwefinishthetest.C. Ifitaskstogiveoneanswer,we'dbetterwritemore.D. Sometimesweshouldguesstheanswerstogetpoints.WangXingyue,14,fromShanghai:Idon'thinkweshouldsetofffirecrackers(爆竹)duringholidays.Itisreallynoisy.Somepeoplefirethemduringmi

21、dnight.Peoplearoundcannotsleepwell.Besides,itbringsairpollutionandlotsofrubbish.Mostpeopledonotcleantherubbishaftertheysetofffirecrackers.SoIthinkthereisnoneedtosetthemoffanymoreduringholidays.LiuRan,14,fromShandong:SettingofffirecrackersisatraditionduringChinesefestivals.Theysetthemofftocelebrateor

22、wishahappynewyear.Theceremony(儀式)isveryimportantinChinesepeople'lives.AnditalsoremindsusofoneofthefourgreatinventionsofChina,gunpowder(火藥).Wecannotgiveitup.Itisgoodtohavethisceremonyduringholidays.Doyouagreewithme?LinYisong,15,fromZhejiang:Ithinkweshouldcontrolthesettingoffoffirecrackers.Duringh

23、olidays,thegovernmentcouldgetpeopletogetherinaplace.Theycansetoffsomefirecrackersorfireworksandpeoplecanwatch.Itissafertodothisandpeoplecanalsoenjoytheirholidaytradition.ZhangQi,14,fromGuangxi:Firecrackersaredangerousandbadfortheair.ButitisreallyanimportanttraditioninChinesefestivals.SoIthinkwecanus

24、esomethingelsetoreplacethem.Forexample,wecanuseLEDfireworksinstead.Itisalsobeautifulandattractive.Anditismuchsafer.Evenkidscanplaywiththem.LiQing,14,fromJiangsu:Ithinkwecanimprovethetechnologyoffirecrackers.Thefirecrackersweusenowaredangerous.That'swhywecannotfmetoemnynyterewewant.Butifwecanmake

25、themmuchsaferandgoodfortheair,wedon'thavetogiveuptheinterestingtraditionduringChinesefestivals.()45.Whyistherenoneedtosetofffirecrackersduringholidays?A. Becausethegovernmentcouldgetpeopletogetherinaplace.B. Becauseitisreallynoisyindaytime.C. Becauseitalsobringsairpollutionandlotsofrubbish.D. Be

26、causemostpeoplecouldcleantherubbishaftertheysetofffirecrackers.()46.Whatisgoodtohavethisceremony?A. Peoplecanalsoenjoytheirholidaytradition.B. Peoplesetofffirecrackerstocelebrateorwishahappynewyear.C. Peopleoftensetofffirecrackersquietly.D. Peopleoftensetofffirecrackersinpublic.()47.Setofffirecracke

27、rsalsoremindsusofoneofthefourgreatinventionsofChina,gunpowder.A.喚醒B.認真對待C.告訴D.介紹()48.Whatisnotgoodideatosetofffirecrackersinthefuture?A. Peopleshouldcontrolthesettingoffoffirecrackers.B. Peoplecanusesomethingelsetoreplacefirecrackers.C. Peoplecanimprovethetechnologyoffirecrackers.D. Peopleshouldseto

28、fffirecrackersincountryside.CSometimespeoplecomeintoyourlifeandyouknowatoncethattheyweresuretobethere.Theyservesomesortofpurpose,teachyoualessonorhelpfindoutwhoyouareorwhoyouwanttobecome.Youneverknowwhothesepeoplemaybe:yourclassmate,neighbor,teacher,long-lostfriendorevenarealstranger.Butyouknowthate

29、verymomenttheywillaffectyourlifeinsomeseriousway.Sometimesthingshappentoyou.Atthetimetheymayseemterrible,painfulandunfair.Butlateryourealizethatwithoutgettingoverthosedifficultiesyouwouldhaveneverrealizedyourfurtherabilityandstrength.Everythinghappensforareasonandnothinghappensbychanceorwithgoodorba

30、dluck.Thepeopleyourmeetaffectyourlife,andthesuccessandfailure(失敗)youexperiencecreatewhoyouare.Eventhebadexperiencescanbelearnedfrom.Infact,theyareprobablythemostpoignantandimportantones.Enjoyeverydayeveneverymomentandtakefromiteverythingthatyoupossiblycan,foryoumayneverbeabletoexperienceitagain.Talk

31、topeopleyouhavenevertalkedtobefore,andreallylisten.Youshouldsetyoursightshigh,holdyourheadup,tellyourselfyouareagreatoneandbelieveinyourself.Youcanmakeyourlifeanythingyouwish,Createyourownlifeandthengooutandliveit.()49.Thepeoplewemeet.A.willchangeusinsomewayB.serveusonnopurposeC.won'tbecomeourne

32、ighborsD.allknowwheretofindus()50.Thewritersadviceisthatweshould.A. nevertalktostrangepeopleB. notbelieveinourselvesbutothersC. getoverdifficultiespainfullyD. learnasmuchaswecaneachday()51.Whichisthebesttitleforthepassage?A. HoldYourHeadUpB.CreateYourOwnLifeC.PeopleYouMeetinLifeD.ThingsHappentoYouDL

33、ucyfeltherlifesoboringonesummerday.ShewastiredofwatchingTV,shereadallherbooks,andherfriendswereonvacation.Shewantedsomethingdifferenttodo.Suddenly,shesawthelawnmower(割草機)sittingintheyard.“Mum,"sheshouted,“IthinkIwillmowthelawn."Hermumranintotheyardandsaid,“Ohno,youdon't.You'retooyo

34、ungtomowthelawn.”"I'mfourteenyearsoldandknowhowtodoit,"Lucysaid."Besides,itwouldhelpDadout,andhewon'thavetoworryaboutitovertheweekend.”MumthoughtforawhileandthendecidedtoletLucygiveitatry.Afterall,shewashomeandwouldkeepaneyeonher.Lucyalreadyknewhowtostartthelawnmowerfromwatchi

35、ngherdad.Lucycheckedthegas(汽油)tomakesureitwasfull,andputonhergardeningglovestoprotectherhands.Mumwatchedfromthekitchenwindow.Lucyreallydoesknowhowtomowthelawn.Shewasverycarefularoundtheflowersandtrees.Whenshefinished,shefeltsogood,butshewassohot.Mumbroughthersomeiceteaandsaid,“Yousuredidagreatjob.Da

36、dwillbeverysurprised."Laterthatday,DadcamehomeandsaidtoLucysmum,“Youdidn'thavetomowthelawn.IwasgoingtodoitonSaturday.ItlooksgreatThanks.”“Ididn'tmowit.Lucydid.”“Wow,ourlittlegirlisgrowingup!”DadtoldLucywhatagreatjobshehaddone.“Itwasfun,andIwilldoitagainnextweek,"saidLucy.Theneighbo

37、urnextdoorcamebyandaskedLucyifshewantedtomowhislawnandmakesomemoney."Sure!”saidLucy.Lucybeganmowinghislawn.Twootherneighboursaskedso,thenanotherthree.Lucywasnowmowinglawnsforthemallandmakingsomemoney.Shewasnolongerbored!"Iwon'thavetimetospendmymoney,"shelaughedtoherself.()52.Inord

38、ertodosomethingdifferent,Lucydecideto.A.readbooksB.gofishingC.watchTVD.mowthelawn()53.BeforeLucymowedthelawn,she.A.washedherhandsB.boughtsomegasC.readsomeinstructionsD.putonhergloves()54.HowdidLucysfatherfeelwhenheknewLucyhadmowedthelawn?A.Relaxed.B.SatisfiedC.Angry.D.Worried.()55.Whatdoesthetextmai

39、nlytellus?A.Neighboursshouldlearntohelpeachother.B. Mowingthelawnisagoodwaytomakemoney.C. Doingsomethinghelpfulcanmakepeoplehappy.D. Childrenshouldhelptheirparentsatanearlyage.絕密啟用前英語試題第n卷(共45分)友情提示：(一)書寫規范，字跡清楚，卷面整潔；(二)答題前請先把密封線內的個人信息填寫好；(三)請用黑色字跡簽字筆書寫，把答案直接寫在答題紙相應位置上，字跡一定要清楚。五、詞匯應用(共12小題；每小題1分，滿分1

40、2分)閱讀下面的短文，用括號內所給詞的適當形式填空，動詞必要時可加助動詞。“MyparentsalwaystellmeIshoulddothis,andshouldnotdothat.Itsometimesmakesmeangry,"1(say)ZhangHua,astudentinGuangzhou.Doyouhavethesameproblem?Perhapsyourparentshadthesameproblemwhentheywereyourage.Whydoesitseemthatsomeparentsarenotso2(friend)intheirchildren'

41、;seyes?Oneofthe3(big)thingsiswhensomeonebecomesaparent,heorshelikesworryingthings.Theyseemtohavebeenworryingabouteverythingaboutyou,fromthetimeyou_4(bear).Theydoalotforyou,thoughsomething5(make)youangry,becausetheycareaboutyouandworryaboutyou.Allthesethingsarepartoftheirlife.Theywantyoutogrowup6(hap

42、py).Sohowcanyoumakethingseasierby7(you)?It'seasierthanyouthink.Justmakesureyourparentsknowwhatyou8(think).Yourfriendsaremadetoknowbythem.Callthemifyoustayoutlaterthanusual.Saysorrytothemwhenyoumakemistakes.Takeresponsibilityforwhatyou9(do).Talkaboutyourideaswiththem.Theymaytalkabout10tthey)withy

43、ou.Aboveall,trytothinkaboutwhyyourparentsdothisordothat.Theyarestillpractising11(be)parentsandneedyourhelp.Someday,whenyoubecomeaparent,theymayimproveyour12(able)howtogetonwithyourchildren.六、閱讀表達(共5小題；每小題2分，滿分10分)閱讀下面的短文，并根據短文后的要求答題。Isithardforyoutogetupearlyandgetreadyforclasses?SomestudentsatWinte

44、rParkHighSchooljustquicklygetupandgotoclassintheirownbedrooms.(A)Ofcourse,theirteachersandclassmatesdonotseethembecausealltheirclassworkisonthecomputer.TheFloridaHighSchool,thestate'onsyon-lineschool,has250studentswhoaretakingclassesathomebycomputers.I'mlotmorecomfortableathome,“saidLukeLeve

45、sque,a16-year-oldwhoistakingacomputerclassonline.Hethinks(B)theschoolscomputerlabissonoisythathecanwell."Homeismuchbetter,"hesays.Studentsinthisfirston-lineprogramtakeclassesinmath,Americangovernment,chemistry,computer,andWeb-pagedesign.Theyalsohavetogotoregular(正規的)schooltoattendotherclas

46、sesWhenastudentisreadytobegininclass,heorsheturnsonthecomputer,readstheteacher'sinstructions,andbeginsworkingonthelessonfortheday.Whathappensifastudenthasaquestionfortheteacher?Ortheteacherwantstosaysomethingabouttheworkastudentsisdoing?Thestudentandtheteachertalktoeachothereverydaythroughe-mail

47、orbytelephone.Isiteasyforstudentstocheatontests(考試作弊)whenthey'reworkingathome?(Cheteachershavealreadythoughtaboutthis.Theymakestudentstaketheirfinalexamsinpersonintheclassroom.“Yousemostofthesamethingson-linethatyouseeinaregularclassroom,LindaHayes.Ifthisfirston-lineprogramgoeswell,inthreeyearsF

48、loridaHighSchoolstudentswillbeabletotakealltheirclassesbycomputer.Whenthathappens,studentswillbeabletogettheirhighschooldiplomas(畢業證書)withouthavingtoentertheclassroom.1 .TranslatesentenceAintoChinese2 .將劃線部分(B)改寫成Theschool'scomputerlabisnoisyforstudywell.3 .Themainideaofparagraph54 .InsentenceCt

49、hismeans5 .概括出文章主題句1 .她是我們的好朋友，但課堂上對我們要求很嚴。(strict with )2 .這個科學家喜歡拿春季和夏季做比較。(compare with )3 .今天上午我把這個想法跟我媽媽說了。(mention to )t studysays teacher七、翻譯句子(共4小題；每小題2分，滿分8分)根據詞組提示完整地將漢語句子譯成英語。(in order to)4.為了便于賣菜，政府正在建立網站。八、書面表達（滿分15分）現實生活中，金錢和友誼哪個更重要?人們對這個問題持不同意見，請你以MoneyorFriends為題寫一篇80字左右英語短文，介紹人們的不同觀

50、點，并表達自己的看法。MoneyismoreimportantFriendsaremoreimportantIthinkchangeourlivesbuysomethingnotfeellonelyhelpeachother英語聽力試題一、聽句子，選擇適當答語，每個句子讀兩遍。1. Wouldyouliketoplayfootballwithme?2. Yourpantsarebeautifulandclean.3. Thankyouforhelpingmewithmysubject.ittle nervous. m a l4. Thisismyfirsttimetotakeaplane.I5

51、. Iamgoingtotakepartinthenationalmathcontestnextterm.二、聽句子，選擇與句子內容相對應的圖畫。每個句子讀兩遍。6. Istayedupallnight.Icanhardlykeepmyeyesopen,soIhavesomecoffee.7. IhavenotimetoplaybecauseIwillhaveanexamandImustreviewmylessons.8. Thegirlistalkingonhermobilephonehappilywithfriend.三、聽對話和問題，選擇能回答問題的正確答案。對話和問題讀兩遍。9. M:

52、What'stheweatherliketoday?W:It'ssunnyandwarmnow.Buttheradiosays,itwillgetwindyandcloudytomorrow.M:Ihopenot.Tomorrowwewillholdasportsmeetingontheplayground.W:It'sfun.Haveagoodtime.Question:What'stheweatherliketomorrow?10. M:DidyougotoseethefilmlastSunday?W:Yes,Isawawonderfulfilm,there

53、aremanyfamousstars.M:Youareveryhappy.Whodidyouseethefilmwith?W:Iwentwithmyparents,andmybrother,Jack.Question:Howmanypeoplewenttoseethefilm?11. M:CanIhelpyou,Madam?Youlookworried.W:Yes,please.Ibroughtmysonhereforavisit.ButIcan'ftndhim.Youknow,hecan'speakEnglish.M:Whendidheleave?Whatdidhewear?

54、W:Ican'tfindhimforanhour.HewearswhitesTirtwithglasses.Question:Whatcanweknowfromthedialogue?12. W:Wow!Therearesomanyjobstochoose!Whatdoyouthinkof?M:Well,ifIworkinthebank,itmayberich.ButworkingattheTVstationcouldbefun.W:What'syourmother'sopinion?It'sreallydifficultforyoutomakeadecisio

55、n.M:Mymotheradvisedmetobeinthebank.Question:Whatisthemother'opinion?13. W:Hello,Tom!Areyouoftenlateforschool?M:No,Ioftengotoschoolbytaxi.W:Tom!Howareyougettingalongwithyourstudy?M:Verywell,EnglishismyfavouriteandIamdoingbestinEnglish.Question:WhatsubjectisTomgoodat?14. M:It'sraininghard,whyd

56、oyoucomehereinahurry?W:Igetsomemessagetomeetaforeigner.M:Youhadbetterchangeyourclothes.Youarewetallover.W:Thanksalot.Iwilldosoon.Question:Whowillthewomanmeet?四、聽對話，根據對話內容選擇每個問題的最佳答案，對話和問題讀兩遍。聽第一段對話，回答15、16、17小題。W:Goodmorning,doctor.M:Goodmorning,Mrs.Brown.Well,what'swrongwiththeyoungman?W:Thisis

57、myson,Jim.He'sgotaheadache.M:Haveyoutakenhistemperature?W:Yes,histemperatureseemstobeOK.M:Howlonghashebeenlikethis?W:Eversinceyesterdaymorning.M:Hashehadanythingtoeatthismorning?W:Yes,hehadsomevegetablesandbread.M:Well,Ithinkhe'scaughtacold.W:Isthereanythingserious?M:No,nothingserious,buthe&

58、#39;dbetterstayathomeandhaveagoodrest.W:Thankyouverymuch.Questions:15. What'swrongwitim?16. Howlonghashebeenlikethis?17. WhatwillJimdo?聽第二段對話，回答18、19、20小題。W:Morning,Kate.Yourbirthdayiscoming.Whatsyourplan?M:CanIinvitemyclassmatestoourhouse,mum?W:Sure.ThenyouVegoingtoholdabirthdayparty,aren'tyou?M:No.Notreally.Youknow,I'mamembe