1、本文格式為Word版，下載可任意編輯經典英文笑話欣賞帶翻譯經典英文作品欣賞 冷笑話是近幾年才消失的新興語言現象，它以網絡為主要的傳播方式。它是幽默的一種特別的表現形式，主要流傳于網頁，微博，貼吧等。我細心收集了經典英文笑話帶翻譯，供大家觀賞學習! 經典英文笑話帶翻譯篇1 你是哪一個 My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day，after facing too many crisises and tired of being treated just another underg

2、raduate，I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems. 我和兩個妹妹同時離開家去不同的高校讀書。經受了太多的危機，也厭倦了受到與其他高校生的對待之后，有一天我給家里打了個電話，就我獨有的問題尋求勸慰和理解。 When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany of frustrations with college IifeAs I paused to catch my breath, he said,OK,hone

3、y now, first of all, who isthis?' 爸爸接起電話后，我立即開頭歷數我高校生活中的挫折。當我停下來歇口氣時，爸爸說:"好啦，友愛的現在，首先告知我，你是哪一個?' 經典英文笑話帶翻譯篇2 制造性 Applying for my first job，I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications.Asked about additional schooling and training，I answered truthfully that I had spen

4、t three years in computer programming classes. I got the job. 在一次求職時，我意識到在列舉我所具備的為數不多的條件時，得有點制造性。當問及我是否受過其他的倍訓時，我狡猾地回答說我花了三年時間學計算機程序設計課。我得到了那份工作。 I had neglected to mention that I took the same course for three years before I passed. 我沒有提到那門功課我重復學了三年才考及格。 經典英文笑話帶翻譯篇3 教授趣事 Richer Allan was so forgetf

5、ul that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments，his classes一even his meals.Since Allan was a professor at a well一known university，his forgetfulness was often an embarrassment. It was not that he was not i

6、ntelligent，as some critical people，tended to say. He was just very，very absent-minded. 理查德艾倫特別健忘，以至于有時候他會遺忘自己在說什么，因此他的妻子不得不常常提示他去赴約，去上課甚至去吃飯。可是作為一名知名高校的教授，艾倫的健忘癥卻常常讓他很尷尬。但這并不像一些吹毛求疵的人說的那樣是由于他并不聰慧，他只不過特別、特別健忘。 One hot summer day，Professor Allan decided to take his children to the beach. The seaside t

7、own he planed to visit was about a three一hour train ride away. To make the trip more interesting for his children，he kept the name of the town a secret. Unfortunately，by the time Allan had arrived the train station，the poor forgetful man had forgotten the name of the destination himself. Luckily，a f

8、riend of his happened to be in the station. He offered to take care of his children，while Allan went back home to find out where he was going. 在一個酷熱的夏日，艾倫教授準備帶上他的孩子們到海灘去。去海邊小鎮大約得坐三個小時的火車。為了讓這次旅行更好玩，他始終沒告知孩子小鎮的名字。不幸得很，當艾倫到達火車站的時候，這個可憐的健忘的人把目的地忘得一干二凈了。不過幸虧他的一個伴侶恰好在火車站，于是他關心艾倫照看孩子們，而艾倫則回家問問他究竟要去哪兒。 The

9、 professors wife was surprised to see him again so soon，but she was amused when she heard what the matter was. She distributed his memory，so she wrote the name of the town on a piece of paper. Satisfied that she had solved the problem，she sent her husband off again. Ten minutes later she was astonished to see him outside the house again. What was the matter now? The professor had forgotten where he had left his children. 教授的妻子見他這么快就回來了，感到特別驚訝，但當她知道事情始末的時候卻被逗樂了。她信不過丈夫的記憶力，于是就把小鎮的名字寫在一張紙上。當解決完問題之后，她滿足地目送丈夫又一次離去。但是非常鐘之后他又回到了門外，她大吃一驚。現在又怎么了