【Word版本下載可任意編輯】幽默搞笑演講稿3篇[第1篇]三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文

三分鐘搞笑英語演講稿范文篇一

onceuponatime,aweenieantwaswalkingonhisway.ashewaswalking,suddenlyhefeltthegroundshakingterribly.helookedaroundwithhisparanoideyesandsawanelephantwalkingrightbehindhim.quickly,thelittleantcoveredhimselfwithdirt,butonelegwasunfortunatelyleftout.asparrowsaweverything,sosheflewdownwiththepurposeofteasingtheant:“hey,chicken!watchoutyourleg,it’sout!”theantfeltembarrassedatfirstbutthencalmlyresponded:“shi…iamgoingtotripthatelephant.”

rightnow,i’mstandingonthisglamorousstage.buteverythinghereremindsmeofisanotsofunmemory.aroundthistimelastyeariwasinnanjingcompetinginanotherspeechcontest.thatwasthefirsttimeformetobeinsuchalargeevent.ofcoursethepressureiwasunderwasimmensetoo.afterasleeplessandstressfulnight,iwentontothatstagewithoutthefeelinginmylegs.thatspeechturnedouttobehorrible.idon’trememberhowigetdownfromthere,butidorememberafterwardsijustwantedtofindaholetohideinjustliketheantinthestory.backatmyschool,ittookalongtimeformetorecover.thankstoallthehelpigotfrommyspecialfriends.myconfidencewasrestored.afterroundsofgivingspeechesandansweringtoughquestions,iamheretoday.fromallthati’vebeenthroughi’velearnedthatagoodfutureisbasedonaforgottenpast,ifiwantmylifetogoonwellihavetoletgoofmypastfailure.sotoday,withoutfear,iamtrippingmyelephantagain.

三分鐘搞笑英語演講稿范文篇二

goodmorning,dearteacherandmyfriends.

it’saveryintrestingtopictoday.

ithinkmydadwasaheroformewheniwasayoungchild.we'dgofishing,walks,andotherfunthingsforakid.

everychildhasagoodandgreatfather,andsodoi.mydadplayedaveryimportantroleinmydailylife`````exactlyspeaking,inmypast16years.

myfatheralwaysstandsinthecenterofmylife，frompasttillnowandpossiblyinthefuture.

myfamilywasratherpoorwheniwasinmychildhood.wedidn'thaveourownhouseandhadtoliveinashabby，smallroomrentedfrommyfather'sfactory.theroomwassosmallthattherewaslittlespaceforpeopletowalk.ididn'thavemyownbedandhadtosleepwithmyparents.thisisterriblebothformyparentsandme.

butfathermadethisalldifferent!heworksveryhardonhisownbusiness,nowwehaveourown2housese,surly,ihavemyownroom.andhetakeourfamilysomuchhappiness,richerandricher.

wheniwaslittle,idideverythingwithmydad.youcouldalwaysfindmesittingonhiskneeorwalkinganddoingeverythingwithhim.everynighthewouldreadmeabedtimestoryandmakethevoicesofeachcharacter.

ilearntalotfrommydaddy.ilearnttonevertakethingstoseriouslyandtoalwayssmile.

likemanyotherfathers,mydadandialsohasgenerationgap.heisnotgoodatorevencan’tworkthecomputer.sowhenisittingatthecomputerdesk,hewillsaysomethinglike‘youshouldpaymoreattentiontoyourstudy’,‘don’twastetimeonthecomputergames’,‘itwillbebadforyoureyes’andsoon.howcani-acomputerfan–reducetimeoncomputer?soicontinuestudyingandplayingonit

yearspasted,myfatherisover45now.itistimeformetolookafterhimandiamsureiwilldoandwewillliveanevenbetterlife.andiwillsay,ireallyloveyoudad,causeyouaretheheroinmymind.

thankyousomuch!

三分鐘搞笑英語演講稿范文篇三

thefootstepsofthexxworldexpoisgettingcloserandclosertous,civilizedandharmoniouscallisstillringinginmyears.shanghai,chinaobtainedtherighttohosttheworldexpoxx,expoxxshanghaichinawillbeaworldevent,thedevelopmentofshanghai'snewroundofgoldenopportunity,asitisanimportantembodimentofournationalspirit.

worldexpoisagreatinfluenceandalonghistoryofinternationalactivities,isthelargestgatheringofhumanbeings.peoplefromaroundtheworldgatheredinoneplacedisplaytheirproductsandskills,boastoftheirhometownandmotherland.exposettheculminationofhumancivilization,whichhasauniqueappeal,makeyoufeelsurging.

worldexpoisaplatform,wearethemasters.sheputupaplatformforustolettheworldknowus;shebuiltabridgeforus,sowebettercommunicatewiththeworld.thisplatformmayletusdisplayselfwantonly.wearethemastershere,wehavetolandlord,letguestexperienceenthusiasmandhappiness.

everyonetocontributefortheexpo,wearenoexception,asalivingpieceoffertilelandinpudong'steachers,hevisionofabettertomorrow

,wehavetodofortheworldexpowillownawonderfulability,wehavethroughourhands,warmheartandsinceritytopracticalactiontoachievethecommitmentofshanghaitotheworld.weshouldeducatethemanystudents:donotthrowgarbageanywhere,nospitting,nojaywalking......,hello,thankyoufrequentlymention,cateourstudentstoexcitingxx,willingtoshanghai'sfuturebycopiesofpower,ifonlyplantedasmalltree,participantsintheshanghaiworldexpoforeignguestsfeel:thisisaforestcity,pollution-freecity,ancientandcivilizedcity.bettercity,betterlife!untilthetimeofthexxexpo,then,wewanttobecomeagloriousvolunteers,tochangingourforeignfriendsinshanghaiandchina'slonghistory,a

boutoureducationfortheworldexpowillcontributetheirefforts.

weexpectthemajorityofteacherswillbegreatenthusiasmfortheworldexpointopracticalactiontomeettheworldexpo,theexpowillbeatotalgrowth,andthecityofdevelopment,thedevelopmentofshanghaidevotetheireffortstoadvancehandinhandwithshanghai.

三分鐘搞笑英語演講稿篇四

goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen!

i’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!tobeginwith,iwanttoaskaquestion.doeseverybodydreamagooddreamlastnight?actually,todayiwanttotalkaboutdreamwithyou.ofcourse,whatiwanttotalkisnotadreamyouhavelastnight,butadream——aboutlife.

everyonehasdreamsaboutlife,differentdreamsatdifferentlifestage,andweneeddreamstosupportus.dreamsarelikethestarsweneverreachinthesky,butlikemostmariners(水手),wecanchartourcoursebythem.withthedream,wehaveadirection,withadirection,wewerenolongerconfused.withthedream,thereishope,withhope,wehavethestrengthtofight.

ihaveadream:tobeadoctor.，becausedoctormayrelievethepainofpatients.mayletthehumanchangethehealth.atthesametime,ibelievedthat,thosewhohelpothersmaybeabletoobtainjoyfully.therefore,ihopedinthenearfuture,imightbeadoctor.

butiknow，lifeistough,andtherearealwaysupsanddowns,maybewefailinthewaytoouraims,andwemayfeeldepressed,wheneveratthistime,thedreaminourheartcanalwayscomfortus,encourageus,andsupportustomoveahead.

young!fortunately,iamyoungnow.justduetoit,iknowthatnothingisimpossible.ifirmlybelievethatnothingcanstandinmyway.ifican'trealizemydream,itresultfromthatihaven'tworkharderenoughandiwon'tfindotherexcuses.ifnopeoplebelieveyou,youcanmakeittoprovethatyouareright.ifyouthinkthegodhaven'tblessedyouandthereisnotruthhere,youcanbecomethegodandcreatethetruth.

'mybreathswallowstheskyandmaketheyellowriveroverflow,myswordisfamousinkyushuanditcancollapsethefivesacredmountains.'atsometimeinthepastialsohadambitiouswordsandihadsomeachievements.eachachievementresultsfrommyhardwork.ialwaysbelievethat'ifyouwanttohavemoreachievementsthanothers,youmustworkharder.'insomeextent,thedreamisthehope.ifyoucaninsistondoingsomething,thevictorywillcome.

holdfasttodreams,forifdreamsdie,lifeisabroken-wingedbirdthatcannotfly.holdfasttodreams,forwhendreamsgo,lifeisabarrenfieldfrozenwithsnow.somydearfriends,thinkofyouroldandmaybedeaddreams.whateveritis,pickitupandmakeitalivefromtoday.let'smoveout!

thankyouforyourlistening!

三分鐘搞笑英語演講稿篇五

goodafternoon!

recently,therisaheateddebateinoursociety.thecollegestudentsarethebeneficiariesofarareprivilege,whoreceiveexceptionaleducationatextraordinaryplaces.butwillwebeabletofacethechallengeandsupportourselvesagainstallodds?willwebeabletobetterthelivesofothers?willwebeabletoaccepttheresponsibilityofbuildingthefutureofourcountry?

thecynicssaythecollegestudentsarethepamperedlostgeneration,whichwouldcringeattheslightestdiscomfort.butthecynicsarewrong.thecollegestudentsiseeareeagerlylearningabouthowtoliveindependently.wehelpeachothercleanthedormitory,goshoppingandbargaintogether,andtakeparttimejobstosupplementourpocketmoney.

thecynicssaywecarefornothingotherthangrades;andweneglecttheneedforcharactercultivation.butagain,thecynicsarewrong.wecaredeeplyforeachother,wecherishfreedom,wetreasurejustice,andweseektruth.lastweek,thousandsofmyfellowstudentshadtheirbloodtypetestedinordertomakeacontributionforthechildrenwhosufferfrombloodcancer.

ascollegestudents,weareadolescentsatthecriticalturningpointinourlives.weallfaceafundamentalchoice:cynicismorfaith,eachwillprofoundlyimpactourfuture,oreventhefutureofourcountry.ibelieveinallmyfellowclassmates.thoughwearestillinexperiencedandevenalittlebitchildish.ibelievethatwehavethecourageandfaithtomeetanychallengeandtakeonourresponsibilities.wearepreparingtoassumenewresponsibilitiesandtasks,andtousetheeducationwehavereceivedtomakeourworldabetterplace.ibelieveinourfuture.

三分鐘搞笑英語演講稿篇六

loveyourmother

whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?

'becausei'mawoman,'shetoldhim.

'idon'tunderstand,'hesaid.

hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

'andyouneverwill,butthat'so.k.'

laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

'whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?'.

'allwomencryfornoreason,'wasallhisdadcouldsay

thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked'god,whydowomencrysoeasily?'

godanswered

'whenimadewoman,

idecidedshehadtobespecial.

imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfromherownchildren.

igaveherahardness

thatallowsher

tokeepgoingandtakecare

ofherfamilyandfriends,

evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout

complaining

igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly

shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild'sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager'sanxietiesandfears

igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaults

andifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart

igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly

[第2篇]三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文1

thefootstepsofthexxworldexpoisgettingcloserandclosertous,civilizedandharmoniouscallisstillringinginmyears.shanghai,chinaobtainedtherighttohosttheworldexpoxx,expoxxshanghaichinawillbeaworldevent,thedevelopmentofshanghai'snewroundofgoldenopportunity,asitisanimportantembodimentofournationalspirit.

worldexpoisagreatinfluenceandalonghistoryofinternationalactivities,isthelargestgatheringofhumanbeings.peoplefromaroundtheworldgatheredinoneplacedisplaytheirproductsandskills,boastoftheirhometownandmotherland.exposettheculminationofhumancivilization,whichhasauniqueappeal,makeyoufeelsurging.

worldexpoisaplatform,wearethemasters.sheputupaplatformforustolettheworldknowus;shebuiltabridgeforus,sowebettercommunicatewiththeworld.thisplatformmayletusdisplayselfwantonly.wearethemastershere,wehavetolandlord,letguestexperienceenthusiasmandhappiness.

everyonetocontributefortheexpo,wearenoexception,asalivingpieceoffertilelandinpudong'steachers,hevisionofabettertomorrow

,wehavetodofortheworldexpowillownawonderfulability,wehavethroughourhands,warmheartandsinceritytopracticalactiontoachievethecommitmentofshanghaitotheworld.weshouldeducatethemanystudents:donotthrowgarbageanywhere,nospitting,nojaywalking......,hello,thankyoufrequentlymention,cateourstudentstoexcitingxx,willingtoshanghai'sfuturebycopiesofpower,ifonlyplantedasmalltree,participantsintheshanghaiworldexpoforeignguestsfeel:thisisaforestcity,pollution-freecity,ancientandcivilizedcity.bettercity,betterlife!untilthetimeofthexxexpo,then,wewanttobecomeagloriousvolunteers,tochangingourforeignfriendsinshanghaiandchina'slonghistory,a

boutoureducationfortheworldexpowillcontributetheirefforts.

weexpectthemajorityofteacherswillbegreatenthusiasmfortheworldexpointopracticalactiontomeettheworldexpo,theexpowillbeatotalgrowth,andthecityofdevelopment,thedevelopmentofshanghaidevotetheireffortstoadvancehandinhandwithshanghai.

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文2

goodafternoon!

recently,therisaheateddebateinoursociety.thecollegestudentsarethebeneficiariesofarareprivilege,whoreceiveexceptionaleducationatextraordinaryplaces.butwillwebeabletofacethechallengeandsupportourselvesagainstallodds?willwebeabletobetterthelivesofothers?willwebeabletoaccepttheresponsibilityofbuildingthefutureofourcountry?

thecynicssaythecollegestudentsarethepamperedlostgeneration,whichwouldcringeattheslightestdiscomfort.butthecynicsarewrong.thecollegestudentsiseeareeagerlylearningabouthowtoliveindependently.wehelpeachothercleanthedormitory,goshoppingandbargaintogether,andtakeparttimejobstosupplementourpocketmoney.

thecynicssaywecarefornothingotherthangrades;andweneglecttheneedforcharactercultivation.butagain,thecynicsarewrong.wecaredeeplyforeachother,wecherishfreedom,wetreasurejustice,andweseektruth.lastweek,thousandsofmyfellowstudentshadtheirbloodtypetestedinordertomakeacontributionforthechildrenwhosufferfrombloodcancer.

ascollegestudents,weareadolescentsatthecriticalturningpointinourlives.weallfaceafundamentalchoice:cynicismorfaith,eachwillprofoundlyimpactourfuture,oreventhefutureofourcountry.ibelieveinallmyfellowclassmates.thoughwearestillinexperiencedandevenalittlebitchildish.ibelievethatwehavethecourageandfaithtomeetanychallengeandtakeonourresponsibilities.wearepreparingtoassumenewresponsibilitiesandtasks,andtousetheeducationwehavereceivedtomakeourworldabetterplace.ibelieveinourfuture.

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文3

goodafternoon，ladiesandgentlemen!

i’mveryhonoredtostandhereandgiveyouashortspeech!tobeginwith,iwanttoaskaquestion.doeseverybodydreamagooddreamlastnight?actually,todayiwanttotalkaboutdreamwithyou.ofcourse,whatiwanttotalkisnotadreamyouhavelastnight,butadream——aboutlife.

everyonehasdreamsaboutlife,differentdreamsatdifferentlifestage,andweneeddreamstosupportus.dreamsarelikethestarsweneverreachinthesky,butlikemostmariners(水手),wecanchartourcoursebythem.withthedream,wehaveadirection,withadirection,wewerenolongerconfused.withthedream,thereishope,withhope,wehavethestrengthtofight.

ihaveadream:tobeadoctor.，becausedoctormayrelievethepainofpatients.mayletthehumanchangethehealth.atthesametime,ibelievedthat,thosewhohelpothersmaybeabletoobtainjoyfully.therefore,ihopedinthenearfuture,imightbeadoctor.

butiknow，lifeistough,andtherearealwaysupsanddowns,maybewefailinthewaytoouraims,andwemayfeeldepressed,wheneveratthistime,thedreaminourheartcanalwayscomfortus,encourageus,andsupportustomoveahead.

young!fortunately,iamyoungnow.justduetoit,iknowthatnothingisimpossible.ifirmlybelievethatnothingcanstandinmyway.ifican'trealizemydream,itresultfromthatihaven'tworkharderenoughandiwon'tfindotherexcuses.ifnopeoplebelieveyou,youcanmakeittoprovethatyouareright.ifyouthinkthegodhaven'tblessedyouandthereisnotruthhere,youcanbecomethegodandcreatethetruth.

'mybreathswallowstheskyandmaketheyellowriveroverflow,myswordisfamousinkyushuanditcancollapsethefivesacredmountains.'atsometimeinthepastialsohadambitiouswordsandihadsomeachievements.eachachievementresultsfrommyhardwork.ialwaysbelievethat'ifyouwanttohavemoreachievementsthanothers,youmustworkharder.'insomeextent,thedreamisthehope.ifyoucaninsistondoingsomething,thevictorywillcome.

holdfasttodreams,forifdreamsdie,lifeisabroken-wingedbirdthatcannotfly.holdfasttodreams,forwhendreamsgo,lifeisabarrenfieldfrozenwithsnow.somydearfriends,thinkofyouroldandmaybedeaddreams.whateveritis,pickitupandmakeitalivefromtoday.let'smoveout!

thankyouforyourlistening!

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文4

goodmorning,dearteacherandmyfriends.

it’saveryintrestingtopictoday.

ithinkmydadwasaheroformewheniwasayoungchild.we'dgofishing,walks,andotherfunthingsforakid.

everychildhasagoodandgreatfather,andsodoi.mydadplayedaveryimportantroleinmydailylife`````exactlyspeaking,inmypast16years.

myfatheralwaysstandsinthecenterofmylife，frompasttillnowandpossiblyinthefuture.

myfamilywasratherpoorwheniwasinmychildhood.wedidn'thaveourownhouseandhadtoliveinashabby，smallroomrentedfrommyfather'sfactory.theroomwassosmallthattherewaslittlespaceforpeopletowalk.ididn'thavemyownbedandhadtosleepwithmyparents.thisisterriblebothformyparentsandme.

butfathermadethisalldifferent!heworksveryhardonhisownbusiness,nowwehaveourown2housese,surly,ihavemyownroom.andhetakeourfamilysomuchhappiness,richerandricher.

wheniwaslittle,idideverythingwithmydad.youcouldalwaysfindmesittingonhiskneeorwalkinganddoingeverythingwithhim.everynighthewouldreadmeabedtimestoryandmakethevoicesofeachcharacter.

ilearntalotfrommydaddy.ilearnttonevertakethingstoseriouslyandtoalwayssmile.

likemanyotherfathers,mydadandialsohasgenerationgap.heisnotgoodatorevencan’tworkthecomputer.sowhenisittingatthecomputerdesk,hewillsaysomethinglike‘youshouldpaymoreattentiontoyourstudy’,‘don’twastetimeonthecomputergames’,‘itwillbebadforyoureyes’andsoon.howcani-acomputerfan–reducetimeoncomputer?soicontinuestudyingandplayingonit

yearspasted,myfatherisover45now.itistimeformetolookafterhimandiamsureiwilldoandwewillliveanevenbetterlife.andiwillsay,ireallyloveyoudad,causeyouaretheheroinmymind.

thankyousomuch!

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文5

onceuponatime,aweenieantwaswalkingonhisway.ashewaswalking,suddenlyhefeltthegroundshakingterribly.helookedaroundwithhisparanoideyesandsawanelephantwalkingrightbehindhim.quickly,thelittleantcoveredhimselfwithdirt,butonelegwasunfortunatelyleftout.asparrowsaweverything,sosheflewdownwiththepurposeofteasingtheant:“hey,chicken!watchoutyourleg,it’sout!”theantfeltembarrassedatfirstbutthencalmlyresponded:“shi…iamgoingtotripthatelephant.”

rightnow,i’mstandingonthisglamorousstage.buteverythinghereremindsmeofisanotsofunmemory.aroundthistimelastyeariwasinnanjingcompetinginanotherspeechcontest.thatwasthefirsttimeformetobeinsuchalargeevent.ofcoursethepressureiwasunderwasimmensetoo.afterasleeplessandstressfulnight,iwentontothatstagewithoutthefeelinginmylegs.thatspeechturnedouttobehorrible.idon’trememberhowigetdownfromthere,butidorememberafterwardsijustwantedtofindaholetohideinjustliketheantinthestory.backatmyschool,ittookalongtimeformetorecover.thankstoallthehelpigotfrommyspecialfriends.myconfidencewasrestored.afterroundsofgivingspeechesandansweringtoughquestions,iamheretoday.fromallthati’vebeenthroughi’velearnedthatagoodfutureisbasedonaforgottenpast,ifiwantmylifetogoonwellihavetoletgoofmypastfailure.sotoday,withoutfear,iamtrippingmyelephantagain.

三分鐘幽默搞笑英語演講稿范文6

loveyourmother

whyareyoucrying,ayoungboyaskedhismom?

'becausei'mawoman,'shetoldhim.

'idon'tunderstand,'hesaid.

hismomjusthuggedhimandsaid,

'andyouneverwill,butthat'so.k.'

laterthelittleboyaskedhisfather,

'whydoesmomseemtocryfornoreason?'.

'allwomencryfornoreason,'wasallhisdadcouldsay

thelittleboygrewupandbecameaman,

stillwonderingwhywomencry.

finallyheputinacalltogodandwhengodgotbacktohim,heasked'god,whydowomencrysoeasily?'

godanswered

'whenimadewoman,

idecidedshehadtobespecial.

imadehershoulders

strongenoughtocarry

theweightoftheworld,yet,

madeherarmsgentleenoughtogivecomfort...

igavehertheinnerstrength

toendurechildbirth

andtherejection

thatmanytimeswillcome

evenfromherownchildren.

igaveherahardness

thatallowsher

tokeepgoingandtakecare

ofherfamilyandfriends,

evenwheneveryoneelsegivesup,throughsicknessandfatiguewithout

complaining

igaveherthesensitivitytoloveherchildrenunderanyandallcircumstances.evenwhenherchildhashurtherbadly

shehastheveryspecialpowertomakeachild'sboo-boofeelbetterandtoquellateenager'sanxietiesandfears

igaveherstrengthtocareforherhusband,despitefaults

andifashionedherfromhisribtoprotecthisheart

igaveherwisdomtoknowthatagoodhusbandneverhurtshiswife,butsometimestestsherstrengthsandherresolvetostandbesidehimunfalteringly

[第3篇]3分鐘幽默搞笑的演講稿

3分鐘幽默搞笑的演講稿

3分鐘幽默搞笑的演講稿：樂觀的生活態度

尊敬的老師，親愛的同學們，大家早上好!

按照慣例，這次輪到我來做“課前三分鐘勵志演講”，下面我要演講的題目是樂觀的生活態度。

曾看過這樣一段話：小鳥說：我從天空中飛過，但天空中沒有留下我的痕跡。泰戈爾說，天空中沒有留下我的痕跡，但我已飛過。同樣