1、本文格式為word版，下載可任意編輯一分鐘英語小笑話簡(jiǎn)單:英語小笑話簡(jiǎn)單 笑話是文化的重要組成部分,通過笑話,我們可以了解一個(gè)國家的文化內(nèi)涵。我整理了簡(jiǎn)潔的一分鐘英語小笑話，歡迎! 簡(jiǎn)潔的一分鐘英語小笑話篇一 a wealthy old lady who lived near dr. swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant. dr. swift took her presents but never gave the boy anything for his trouble. one day as swift wa

2、s busy with his writing, the boy rushed into his room, knocked some books out of their place, threw his parcel on the desk and said, my mistress has sent you two of her rabbits. 在斯威夫特博士家四周，有一位富有的老婦人，她時(shí)常打發(fā)仆人給他送禮物。斯威夫特博士接受她的禮物，但從不給小廝任何答謝。一天，斯威夫特博士正忙著寫東西，小廝沖進(jìn)了他的房間，把書一扒拉，將一個(gè)包裹扔在書桌上，說道：我的女仆人送給你兩只兔子。 swif

3、t turned round and said, my boy, that is not the way to deliver your parcel(包裹) . now, you sit in my chair, watch my way of doing it and learn your lesson. 斯威夫特轉(zhuǎn)過身來說：孩子，包裹可不是這樣送法呀。現(xiàn)在，你坐在我的椅子上，看看我是怎么送的，并要記取這個(gè)教訓(xùn)。 the boy sat down. swift went out, knocked on his door and waited. the boy said, come in.

4、the doctor entered, walked to his desk and said, if you please sir, my mistress sends her kind regards and hopes you will accept these rabbits which her son shot this morning in her fields. 小廝坐了下來，斯威夫特走出去，敲了敲門，等待回音。小廝說進(jìn)來。博士進(jìn)了門，走到桌旁說道：先生，我的女仆人向您致以親切的問候，并盼望您收下這些兔子，這是她兒子今日早晨在地里打的。 the boy answered, tha

5、nk you, my boy, give your mistress and her son my thanks for their kindness and here is two shillings for yourself. 小廝回答說：感謝你，我的孩子。向你的女仆人和她的兒子致謝，感謝他們的關(guān)懷。這兩個(gè)先令是送給你本人的。 the doctor laughed, and after that, swift never forgot to give the boy his tip. 博士笑了，打那以后，斯威夫特從沒遺忘送小費(fèi)給小廝。 簡(jiǎn)潔的一分鐘英語小笑話篇二 joe and fred

6、were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches. 喬和佛瑞德在一個(gè)村子里幫忙蓋一間房子。天氣很溫和

7、，處處都有很多灰塵。12點(diǎn)半的時(shí)候，他們覺得特別口渴，便停下來去吃午飯了。他們找到最近的一家酒吧，走進(jìn)去坐下吃他們的三明治。 good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked. 下午好，先生。你們想要點(diǎn)什么?柜臺(tái)后面的伺應(yīng)問道。 joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred? 喬看了看佛瑞德說：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脫啤酒。這樣可

8、以嗎，佛瑞德? yes, thats all right. fred said. then he turned to the man behind the bar and said, and i want it in a clean glass! dont forget that. 好的，可以。佛瑞德說。然后他轉(zhuǎn)過去跟柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)說：我要啤酒裝在一個(gè)潔凈的杯子里!別忘了。 the man behind the bar filled the glasses and brought them to joe and fred. then he said. which of you asked fo

9、r the clean glass? 柜臺(tái)后面的侍應(yīng)倒?jié)M杯子后，拿給喬和佛瑞德，接著說：剛才哪一位要潔凈的杯子的? 簡(jiǎn)潔的一分鐘英語小笑話篇三 a teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. she started her class by saying, everyone who thinks youre stupid, stand up! 一個(gè)老師在對(duì)同學(xué)們講心理學(xué)，"誰認(rèn)為自己蠢就站起來?'她一開頭就說。 little johnny then stood up. 小約翰尼站了起來。 the teacher said, do you think youre stupid, johnny? "你認(rèn)為你很蠢嗎，小約翰尼?'老師問。 no, maam, but i hate to see you standing there all by yourself! &qu