經(jīng)典臺(tái)詞翻譯

葉露佳090815012009英語(yǔ)（1）班

各回各家，各找各媽

Gobackhome,andfindyourmom.

老虎不發(fā)威，你當(dāng)我是HELLOKITTY

Tigerdoesn'tgetangry,youthinkit'sHELLOKITTY額服了you,額尊敬you,額的內(nèi)心崇拜you

Iadmireyou,Irespectyou,Ireallyadoreyou.

我看好你喲~

Ireallythinkyou'renice~~~~我錯(cuò)了,我真滴錯(cuò)了，我從一開(kāi)始就不該嫁過(guò)來(lái),如果我不嫁過(guò)來(lái)，我的夫君也不會(huì)死,我的夫君不死,我就不會(huì)淪落到這么一個(gè)傷心的地方

I'mwrong,I'mreallywrongfromthebeginning,Ishouldn'tbemarried,ifInotmarried,myhusbandwillneverdie.Ifmyhusbandhaven’tdie,I'llneverinthisheartrendingplacenow.姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪來(lái)？往哪去？家里幾口人？人均幾畝地？地里幾頭牛？說(shuō)說(shuō)說(shuō)。。。

What'syouname?What'syoufirstname?Whereareyoufrom?Whereareyougoing?Howmanypeoplearethereinyouhouse?Howmanyunitsofcroplandperpersonhas?Howmanycattleinthecropland?Answer!Answerit!額滴神啊！

Ohmygod!(OMG)

親娘哎！

Ohmymom!

排山倒海

RemoveMountains

葵花點(diǎn)穴手

Sunflowerpointpointshand(注明：第一個(gè)point是

點(diǎn)到、指到

的意思、第二個(gè)points是穴位的意思)

子曾經(jīng)曰過(guò)

Asagesaidthat...或者是Confuciussaidthat...

放著我來(lái)

Wait!I'lldoit!

嫂子~~~~~~~~~

Elderbrother'swife~~~~~~~~~~

幫我照顧好我七舅姥爺和他的三外甥女

Helpmetotakecareofmyseventhuncleandhisthirdniece我祝你們白頭偕老，斷子絕孫

Iblessyouthatlivetooldageinconjugalblissanddiewithoutsons世界如此美妙

我卻如此暴躁

這樣不好，不好

Theworldisthatsweetness,butI'mthistestiness,it'snotgood,notgood

放心！這事全包我身上了

Takeiteasy,I'lldoallthethings確定一定以及肯定

Iconfirm,ensureandmakecertainthat

否決否認(rèn)以及否定

Ideny,disaffirmanddisavowthat

噓！噓！噓！低調(diào)！低調(diào)！都低調(diào)！

Sh!Sh!Shhh!Below-pitched,below-pitched.Allbelow-pitched

我最后一次警告你啊

請(qǐng)使用人類(lèi)的語(yǔ)言和我交談

Thisisthelastwarning!Pleasespeakhumanslanguagetome!

Tobe,ornottobe,thatisthequestion:

Whether'tisnoblerinthemindtosuffer

Theslingsandarrowsofoutrageousfortune;

Ortotakearmsagainstaseaoftroubles,

Andbyopposing,endthem:todie,tosleep

Nomore;andbyasleep,tosayweend

Theheart-ache,andthethousandnaturalshocks

Thatfleshisheirto;'Thisaconsummation

Devoutlytobewished.Todietosleep,

Tosleep,perchancetodream;Aye,there'stherub,

Forinthatsleepofdeath,whatdreamsmaycome

生存或毀滅,這是個(gè)必答之問(wèn)題:

是否應(yīng)默默的忍受坎苛命運(yùn)之無(wú)情打擊,

還是應(yīng)與深如大海之無(wú)涯苦難奮然為敵,

并將其克服。

此二抉擇,就竟是哪個(gè)較崇高?

死即睡眠,它不過(guò)如此!

倘若一眠能了結(jié)心靈之苦楚與肉體之百患,

那么,此結(jié)局是可盼的!

死去,睡去...

但在睡眠中可能有夢(mèng),啊,這就是個(gè)阻礙:

當(dāng)我們擺脫了此垂死之皮囊,

在死之長(zhǎng)眠中會(huì)有何夢(mèng)來(lái)臨?你雜這樣子嘛!什么時(shí)候睡覺(jué)不好,非得晚上睡啊

Whydidyoudothis?Howcomeyoumustsleepinthenight?

我上頭有人

Therehavepeopleaboveme

你無(wú)情無(wú)恥無(wú)理取鬧

Youareunkind,cheekyandoutofallreason

我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爺啊

Ohmygod,lordandprovidence!

我就象一只爬在玻璃上蒼蠅，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路

I'mliketheflywhichisclimbingontheglass,thesunshineisinfrontofme,butijustcannotfindouttheoutlet

一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母

Therewon'thavetwotigersinoneplace,unlessthey'remaleandfemale

知識(shí)就是力量Knowledge

is

power這是為什么呢?

谷歌版：Thisiswhy?

山寨版：Thisiswhywhat？

學(xué)院版：Whyisthis?

準(zhǔn)備好了么?Music!

谷歌版：Readyforit?Music！

山寨版：Readywellle-ma？謬賊！

學(xué)院版：Areyouready？音樂(lè)我只是一個(gè)普通的二人轉(zhuǎn)演員。谷歌版：Iamjustanordinaryactor二人轉(zhuǎn).

山寨版：Ionlyamoneordinaryerrenzhuanplayboy.

學(xué)院版：Iamjustanordinaryactorof"twopersonact".不要----不要----停----不要停，pia、pia地。

谷歌版：Nottostop------------nottonottostop,pia，piato.

山寨版：Nowant——nowant——stop——nowantstop，屁啊、屁啊滴.

學(xué)院版：Don't,don't…stop,don'tstop，啪啪地.

我的中文名叫小沈陽(yáng)，我的英文名叫XiaoShenyang!

谷歌版：IcalledtheChineseSmallShenyang,myEnglishiscalledXiaoShenyang!

山寨版：MyChinesenamecalledlittleshensun,myEnglishnamecalled肖—申—樣兒！

學(xué)院版：MyChinesenameis小沈陽(yáng),myEnglishnameisXiaoShenyang

走別人的路，讓別人無(wú)路可走!谷歌版：Takesomeoneelse'sroad,toletothersnoway!

山寨版：Walkotherman'sroad,allowothermannowaycango!

學(xué)院版：Followothers'footprint,leavethemnowaytogo.我自己能做到的事，從來(lái)不麻煩別人

谷歌版：ImyselfcandothingsotherpeopleneverTroublesome

山寨版：Imyselfcandocomething,nevernobotherothers.

學(xué)院版：WheneverIcandelivermyself,Ineverbotherothers.

我也是有身份證的人。

谷歌版：MetoohavetheIDcardpeople.

山寨版：Ialsoamhavebodycardpeople.

學(xué)院版：IamalsosomebodywithanIDcard.

世界是我們的，也是兒子們的，但最終是那幫孫子們的。

谷歌版：Theworldareus.,butalsosons,butthebandarefinallygrandchildren's山寨版：Theworldisours,tooissons,butfinalendisthatgroupofgrandsons.

學(xué)院版：Theworldbelongstous,

butalsotoourchildren,b